Ron is out walking around spying on Hermione and Draco. Being sneaky.

Hermione are having a conversation, unaware of the lurker in the shadows.

Ron: Hermione Granger (Granger, Granger)
you are the one for me (one for me, one for me)
sent from up above (up above, up above)
you are the one I love (I love, I love, I love)

Draco: "please don't cry Her-mi-one,
your a nice girl,
you've been so good to me
but I must go into the world and to noble things for the good of all
and you cant come because you don't speak Frrrench
au revoir"

Hermione: "but if you leave Draco
who will take me to the ball?
whoese gonna take me to the ball, Draco?
I have a new dress and shoes
a new girly lipstick
who will take me to the ball?"

Ron: "I'll take you to the ball Hermione Granger!"

Hermione: "please don't go"

Draco: "I must"

Hermione: "don't go!"

Draco: "I must!"

Hermione: "don't!!"

Draco: "must!!"

Hermione: "don't don't!!!!"

Draco: "must must!!!!"

Ron: Hermione Granger (Granger. Granger)
you are the one for me (one for me, one for me)
sent from up above (a girl from heaven)
you are the one I love
Hermione Granger (Granger, Granger)
I'll be your mon amie (mon amie, mon amie)
I'll take you to the ball (to the ball, to the ball)
I hope your not to tall (you might have trouble dancing)

Hermione: "Draco, I've learned French"

Draco: "you have?"

Hermione: "mais, oui. je suis girl. See?"

Draco: "oui, oui mon amie
I always knew you could
I really hoped you would
now can we go into the world and do noble things for the good of all?"

Hermione: "yes, but first, will you take me to the ball?
oh, Draco, will you take me to the ball?"

Draco: "...I can't dance"

Hermione: "you can't!?"

Draco: "no"

Hermione: "I must go"

Draco: "please don't go"

Hermione: "I must"

Draco: "don't go!"

Hermione: "I must!"

Draco: "don't!!"

Hermione: "must!!"

Draco: "don't don't!!!!"

Hermione: "must must!!!!"

Ron: Hermione Granger (Granger, Granger)
you are the one...

smash

Harry: "Ron...what are you doing?"

Ron: "...just walking around...Harry"

Harry: "well...maybe you should read a book"

Ron: "yah, ok"

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