"This Plan Wont Fail!" by Uchiha-Griffin
Disclaimer: Naruto? Me no owney.
Happy Valentines Day to all my watchers, alerters, favers, and anyone else who supports me and my works. I love you all to Suna and back!
Inspiration: I was watching Blades of Glory (one of my favorite movies) when this idea popped into my head. I know its random… but that's the idea.
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"Ahahaha! Sakura-chan, I'm a frickin' genius!!"
"Naruto, are you serious about this? I don't think…."
"Oh, please, Sakura-chan! I promise you! This plan won't fail!! Now hand me the phone, wont you?"
"Naruto…. I really don't…."
"Sakura-chan, you worry to much! You know you're ecstatic we got Sasuke's number."
"Shut it, idiot!"
"Too late, it's already ringing!!"
"Naruto!!!"
"WTF? His dial tone music is Gay Bar!"
"Seriously?!"
"Psh no. You really think he'd do that? It's Wannabe by the Spice Girls."
"Phew. You had me worried there for a second."
"Tell me what you want what you really, really want…"
"Naruto, can it."
"Sorry, Sakura-chan."
"Le Gasp! His answering machine is picking up!"
"Hey. It's Sasuke. I'm probably out trying to kill my brother or stabbing Karin in the face. Don't bother calling back. If you REALLY deem it necessary, leave a voicemail. No promises I'll get it. That is all. *Beep*"
"………Well, Naruto. You've gotten this far, so you might as well…."
"I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES!!! I DON'T WANNA FALL ASLEEP, CUZ I MISS YOU TEME! AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING!!! CUZ EVEN WHEN I DREAM OF YOU! THE SWEETEST DREAM WOULD NEVER DO! I'D STILL MISS YOU TEME! AND I DON'T WANNA… MISS..A…. *thump*"
"Shit! Naruto, I told you not to attempt that in one breath!!! Umm…. Hi, Sasuke. This is Sakura. Forget you ever got this message, okay? Just so you know, you're an arrogant prick, love you bye!"
*click* Beeeeeeeeep…..
"Well that was stupid."
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"What kind of friends do you have back home, Sasuke? They must be annoying for you to just leave them…"
"They're not that annoying…"
"Okay…. Anyway, I think you have a voicemail."
"Hn? Oh… thanks Sui…. By the way, my friends are very high-class and extremely mature…"
" ………Well, Naruto. You've gotten this far, so you might as well…
'I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES!!! I DON'T WANNA FALL ASLEEP, CUZ I MISS YOU TEME! AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING!!! CUZ EVEN WHEN I DREAM OF YOU! THE SWEETEST DREAM WOULD NEVER DO! I'D STILL MISS YOU TEME! AND I DON'T WANNA… MISS..A….' *thump*
Shit! Naruto, I told you not to attempt that in one breath!!! Umm…. Hi, Sasuke. This is Sakura. Forget you ever got this message, okay? Just so you know, you're an arrogant prick, love you bye! *click* "
"…?!"
"…..High class, alright. By the way. I agree with the arrogant prick comment."
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