Shirou's left eye twitched, but he was determined to play it cool. He lit a cigarette, and took a drag.

"You need to say something. I'm modeling this just for you!" Mephisto glared, stamping his foot.

"You're wearing a dress."

"Yes! Very good, Shirou-chan~"

"A pink dress and a white apron." Shirou deadpanned.

"Stop stating the obvious."

"Why is there a carrot on the pocket?"

"Isn't it cute~?"

"Is that a petticoat?"

"Of course!"

"And you have pink pearls around your ear…"

"How else am I supposed to cosplay Patty Rabbit?! Here, you're Bobby Bear!"

Shirou nearly swallowed his cigarette.