Ways to Annoy People

by Leanne Kullen

In the eyes of Hermy. She's hopped up on rockstar and wants to annoy the world.

1. Voldie

AN: if she seems OOC it's 'cause she is hopped up on Rockstar. (Hey! It makes me hyper! Weeeeeeeeee!!)

C1: ways to annoy Voldie

Remind him that he got his ass beat by a 1 year old.

Ask him why he has no nose.

Ask him if he went to the same person as Michael Jackson.

Suggest he go to the dentist

Recommend the Dr.(s) Granger.

Remind him that he has no family and they wouldn't love him if he did.

Say, "Oh! Can you blow bubbles with that wand?" During a Death Eater meeting.

Ask him how it feels to be scared of a gay guy who probably wouldn't hurt a fly.

Ask him he had any 'relations' with Dumbledore when he was alive for the first time.

Ask him if the people at the orphanage 'touched' him when he was little.