Disclaimer: We don't own anything except for the idea to write this.
Note: We say annoying cousins (Merry and Pippin) but they're our favs so don't think we're insulting them. Annoying is fun to be!
Another note: WE CAN'T SPEL TO SAVE OUR LIVES!
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On the first day of Christmas, the Fellowship gave to me:
A Crebain in a dead tree
On the second day of Christmas, the Fellowship gave to me:
2 annoying cousins
And a Crebain in a dead tree
On the third day of Christmas, the Fellowship gave to me:
3-hour movies
2 annoying cousins
And a Crebain in a dead tree
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Fellowship gave to me:
4 prosthetic feet
3-hour movies
2 annoying cousins
And a Crebain in a dead tree
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Fellowship gave to me:
5 po-ta-toes!
4 prosthetic feet
3-hour movies
2 annoying cousins
And a Crebain in a dead tree
On the sixth day of Christmas, the Fellowship gave to me:
6 unmentioned scenes
5 po-ta-toes
4 prosthetic feet
3-hour movies
2 annoying cousins
And a Crebain in a dead tree
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Fellowship gave to me:
7 CGI characters
6 unmentioned scenes
5 po-ta-toes
4 prosthetic feet
3-hour movies
2 annoying cousins
And a Crebain in a dead tree
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Fellowship gave to me:
8 lines switched
7 CGI characters
6 unmentioned scenes
5 po-ta-toes
4 prosthetic feet
3-hour movies
2 annoying cousins
And a Crebain in a dead tree
On the ninth day of Christmas, the Fellowship gave to me:
9 corrupted Ringwraiths
8 lines switched
7 CGI characters
6 unmentioned scenes
5 po-ta-toes
4 prosthetic feet
3-hour movies
2 annoying cousins
And a Crebain in a dead tree
On the tenth day of Christmas, the Fellowship gave to me:
10 romantic scenes
9 corrupted Ringwraiths
8 lines switched
7 CGI characters
6 unmentioned scenes
5 po-ta-toes
4 prosthetic feet
3-hour movies
2 annoying cousins
And a Crebain in a dead tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Fellowship gave to me:
11 Frodo spasms
10 romantic scenes
9 corrupted Ringwraiths
8 lines switched
7 CGI characters
6 unmentioned scenes
5 po-ta-toes
4 prosthetic feet
3-hour movies
2 annoying cousins
And a Crebain in a dead tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Fellowship gave to me:
12 different races
11 Frodo spasms
10 romantic scenes
9 corrupted Ringwraiths
8 lines switched
7 CGI characters
6 unmentioned scenes
5 po-ta-toes
4 prosthetic feet
3-hour movies
2 annoying cousins
And a Crebain in a dead tree!
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Now all you have to do is sing this everywhere to annoy ppl and press that lovely button that says, "submit review."
Note: We say annoying cousins (Merry and Pippin) but they're our favs so don't think we're insulting them. Annoying is fun to be!
Another note: WE CAN'T SPEL TO SAVE OUR LIVES!
*=*=*=*=*=*=*=**=*==*=*=**=*==*=**==**==*=*=*
On the first day of Christmas, the Fellowship gave to me:
A Crebain in a dead tree
On the second day of Christmas, the Fellowship gave to me:
2 annoying cousins
And a Crebain in a dead tree
On the third day of Christmas, the Fellowship gave to me:
3-hour movies
2 annoying cousins
And a Crebain in a dead tree
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Fellowship gave to me:
4 prosthetic feet
3-hour movies
2 annoying cousins
And a Crebain in a dead tree
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Fellowship gave to me:
5 po-ta-toes!
4 prosthetic feet
3-hour movies
2 annoying cousins
And a Crebain in a dead tree
On the sixth day of Christmas, the Fellowship gave to me:
6 unmentioned scenes
5 po-ta-toes
4 prosthetic feet
3-hour movies
2 annoying cousins
And a Crebain in a dead tree
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Fellowship gave to me:
7 CGI characters
6 unmentioned scenes
5 po-ta-toes
4 prosthetic feet
3-hour movies
2 annoying cousins
And a Crebain in a dead tree
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Fellowship gave to me:
8 lines switched
7 CGI characters
6 unmentioned scenes
5 po-ta-toes
4 prosthetic feet
3-hour movies
2 annoying cousins
And a Crebain in a dead tree
On the ninth day of Christmas, the Fellowship gave to me:
9 corrupted Ringwraiths
8 lines switched
7 CGI characters
6 unmentioned scenes
5 po-ta-toes
4 prosthetic feet
3-hour movies
2 annoying cousins
And a Crebain in a dead tree
On the tenth day of Christmas, the Fellowship gave to me:
10 romantic scenes
9 corrupted Ringwraiths
8 lines switched
7 CGI characters
6 unmentioned scenes
5 po-ta-toes
4 prosthetic feet
3-hour movies
2 annoying cousins
And a Crebain in a dead tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Fellowship gave to me:
11 Frodo spasms
10 romantic scenes
9 corrupted Ringwraiths
8 lines switched
7 CGI characters
6 unmentioned scenes
5 po-ta-toes
4 prosthetic feet
3-hour movies
2 annoying cousins
And a Crebain in a dead tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Fellowship gave to me:
12 different races
11 Frodo spasms
10 romantic scenes
9 corrupted Ringwraiths
8 lines switched
7 CGI characters
6 unmentioned scenes
5 po-ta-toes
4 prosthetic feet
3-hour movies
2 annoying cousins
And a Crebain in a dead tree!
=*=*=*=**=*==**==*=*=**=*==*
Now all you have to do is sing this everywhere to annoy ppl and press that lovely button that says, "submit review."