Day in the Life of a Pregnant Male Ghost
(sighs) Looks like it's gonna be another typical day at the roadhouse for me, but it's okay- as long as I have my beautiful wife, Lydia beside me it's all good.
But it's not just any kind of typical, I'm gonna tell you now. Both me and Lydia are pregnant. 8 and a half months along to be exact.
In case you were wondering how I got this way it was my warlock neighbor, Rafael that did this to me. I'm not going to go into detail because it's so complicated that I still barely understand.
But I will say that he did this because I pranked him by wrecking his lawn, and thought this would be the greatest punishment ever because in his eyes I could never be the perfect dad. Through that my life would be hell with a baby around.
I guess it serves me right. But hey, I'm actually glad I'm going through this. I've matured a bit (don't get me wrong I still love pulling my pranks), plus I get to know how Lydia feels in all this.
I spilled my seed into her on the night of our 2nd wedding anniversary, we thought the time would be just right to start a family. Funny thing is, is that we found out we were both pregnant together on the same day.
I found out it was Lydia's child I'm carrying too, which makes me even more happy. I found out all this from Rafael's wife, Asmerelda- she's so kind.
Now I bet you're wondering since I'm pregnant- how big am I?
Believe it or not I have grown a quite a bit, I was big to begin with but since I have the baby my gut has extended at least four inches during these months. I barely fit into my suit anymore; I swear I need Lydia to take me shopping (Laughs).
Speaking of pregnancy, me and her have an ultrasound appointment today. I really need to get out of bed now.
(steps down and stumbles) Oh man, why does the baby throw me off like that? I swear she's gonna make me fall one day, yes I'm having a girl...
(Later at the appointment)
Lydia gets on the bed first, the machine gets turned on, the wand gets gelled, and within moments I see my child inside her belly. Our baby girl is so healthy (you guessed it, we're both having girls)
"Oh BJ!", says my wonderful wife, "Our baby is so beautiful! And to think she'll be here in a few weeks!"
"Yeah Babes, I'm so excited!"
Soon it's my turn to get on the bed, I swear our doctor turned paler than he was when he saw my revealed gut (I'm obviously way bigger than Lydia, she's about as big as any pregnant woman her size)
The wand gets gelled again and applied to my huge gut, man its so cold. Soon I'm seeing my child for the first time in months. She's as beautiful as I remembered.
"She's so beautiful BJ! Our baby... I'm glad we're sharing this experience and doing what no other couple has done"
Tears of happiness roll down my face, I love Lydia and our beautiful daughters so much.
I kiss Lydia so tenderly.
Soon enough our doctor turns the machine off, and tells us our kids are doing great. He dismisses us saying he'll see us when the big day approaches.
We thank him for his time, and walk out of the building together hand in hand.