Your name is Sollux Captor, and you are in a heated Kesmesis-ship with Eridan Ampora, with Feferi as your autospice. You also go to Aradia when you are in troubled times and need help with things, such as your feelings towards the highblood. Lately you have begun to feel that you are flushed for him, not that you would admit it. No, the last thing you would do is admit to the Aquarius that you actually like him. You can already see the smirk that would be firmly planted on his face when you tell him your feelings, so you keep your mouth shut.
twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]
TA: hey ED
CA: wwhat do you wwant sol
TA: II need to talk to you.
CA: wwhat about?
TA: well there2 thii2 thiing goiing on at KK2. II need you to come wiith me.
CA: wwhy wwould you wwant me to do that?
You sigh, Aradia had once told you to at least drop hits to the other troll, but she never said he would be this fucking oblivious. You turn back to your computer as you hear the familiar ding of Trollian.
TA: II ju2t need you two come wiith me okay ED
TA: IIt2 urgent and II want you two at lea2t be helpful for me, at lea2t fuckiing once
CA: okay calm dowwn sol
TA: wiill you do thii2 for me
CA: if I havve to.
CA: wwhat is it for anywways?
You stare at your husktop. Should I tell him how it's a party? In troll society, bringing another troll to a party of any sort commonly means you are in a quadrant with the poor troll. And guess which one, that's right, the red one.
TA: II wiill tell you when you get here okay?
CA: wwhy do I havve to wwait so long.
TA: becau2e
TA: now get your 2orry a22 over here before II change my miind.
CA: fine. im on my wway.
caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased trolling twinArmageddons [TA]