Hello all, I am attempting to dig into my mind and try to write a story like the kind I wrote when I was ten years old, in other words a Mary Sue fic, so I'm going to be making fun of it a lot. This is an entry for Essence of Gold's Mary Sue Contest.
Before I get into the disclaimer I'd like to explain how I chose which of the three types of Sue I decided to use. I have two dogs, one of them is eight, and he's an old curmudgeon and is currently trying to get into the pantry, actually if you'll excuse me for a moment I'm going to go stop him……….Okay, back, Rupbert, the curmudgeon is representing the Subtle Sues. My other dog, Samson, will be two in April and he is spastic and my choice term for him is idiotically happy, he's representing the nauseatingly happy ditzy air headed Sues.
To decide which to use I got them in a game of tug-of-war and told them, "You're fighting so I can decide which type of abomination to create, ok? This is incredibly important, you two, so I'm offering a prize. Rupbert, I will give go out and get you a cow rib, Samson, I promise the rubbings for an hour." Rupbert won and I had to go beg my aunt for the left over cow ribs from the last cows of hers she had slaughtered. I worked quite well.
Wow, that's the longest author's note I've ever written… Anyway, I don't own Tokyo Mew Mew.
Ichigo was walking down the street for no real reason at all when she bumped into a very pretty girl that was taller, older, prettier, and obviously smarter than her.
"Wow, you're really pretty!" Ichigo said to this stranger.
"And you look like you took several pounds of strawberries, squeezed the juice out of them and dumped all of it on your hair," she snapped.
"Wow, you're so cool!" she said completely out-of-character even though her precious hair had just been insulted and she would have bit anyone else head off.
"Leave me alone," this stranger snarled.
"No, you have to come with me so Ryou can make you a mew and we can hang out all the time," Ichigo persisted, she would already die for this stranger for no apparent reason.
"No!" she shoved the red-head away and ran for it, Ichigo looked dejected and stood there pouting for awhile.
She heard an explosion and rushed to the source to find the girl beat the ground but she just stood up, "That didn't hurt," Ichigo threw a pendant at the girl and she yelled out, "MEW MEW MICHIKO METAMORPHOSIS!"
Her long forest green colored hair turned black and her eyes that had changed with her mood turned a steady red, her outfit looked just like Lettuce's but it was black and she had on red gloves.
Ichigo transformed as well and tried her attack on the rat chimera that looked just like the one she beat in the first episode, she summoned her weapon and poised for attack, "Ribbon Strawberry Surprise!" It had no effect, "What, nya?!" she was surprised.
Michiko summoned an ornate looking bow and arrow, "Ribbon Michiko Kyoodia!" and the arrow instantly killed the rat.
"Wow, you're so strong, and now that you're a mew you have to come with me so Ryou can explain what's going on!" she dragged the girl to the café.
"I don't want to do this, and there's no point if your powers don't work anymore!" Michiko shouted, she had turned back to her beautiful self and was about ready to punch the red head.
Ryou came out, "Wow, who's your friend, Strawberry?" he asked in awe of the girl even though the original makers of TMM obviously made him in love with Ichigo.
"This is Michiko," she said and gestured to the fuming green-haired girl.
"LEAVE ME ALONE!" she shoved the blonde that was randomly standing in front of her even though he had been on the other side of the room. She ran out of the café and Ryou seemed in awe even though he was still on the ground.
"Wow, she obviously has some dark past, I'm going to make her smile again," he vowed completely out of character.
"What?" Lettuce seemed crushed, she had lost Ryou twice now, once to Ichigo, and now to this strange girl that no one seemed to know anything about, so she decided in an equally out of character decision that she would now have feelings for Pai.
"So both of us have had Ryou stolen from us," Ichigo said sadly.
"But aren't you in love with Masaya?" Lettuce asked using his first name since no one ever actually uses his first name despite the fact that everyone, Lettuce especially, wouldn't ever call him that without knowing him longer.
"Yes," she said making no sense at all, wait in a fic such as this she would have said, "No, Ryou is the only guy for me," just to stay out of character.
Michiko returned to the café, a wolf padding behind her, everyone thought she found Zakuro, not knowing she had kept this pet and it was the only thing she allowed to remain from her past.
Kisshu showed up and found this new mew," Hey, Kitten, whose your friend?" he licked his lips, the only in character thing anyone's done in this fic, even though it isn't completely because we all know he's about to say, "I think I found a new toy," with a smirk.
"The names Michiko freak, and get out of her before I do something drastic," she glared at him but it was completely ok since she was a jerk to everyone because of her dark past that made it so no one would resent her for it. Besides if they did the authoress would just kill them later.
"Michiko, hmm, fitting, beautiful and wise, why don't you come with me to my planet?" he asked.
"Go to hell," she snarled.
So, what do you think? I hope I got some laughs out of this.