Trapped! 2: Beyblade
Chapter 1: Who Killed Kenny?
AN: This is going to be chapter fic sequel to my other fic, Stuck in a Wallmart. That fic was Digimon, and this one is Beyblade. Before you go looking for the original, you should know that when Fanfiction.net deleted my first account, I lost it. Well, all except 3 pages of it, and it was 8 or 9. So I'm calling it Trapped 2, though the first one isn't posted. Sorry about that. They aren't related at all, however, so it doesn't matter if you read the other one. This is straight humor, so sorry there are no pairings. Please don't take any of this to heart, it's all in good fun! R&R!
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It was sunny out. The sky was blue, the trees were green, and the streets were filled with people, singing songs and talking lightly in the breeze.
The wind was light, so the people weren't bothered too much, and the birds chirped lovely; they too were admiring the nice day.
The Bladebreakers were going for a walk. Mr. Dickinson had said that they needed it, and Rei had agreed. Tyson had commented that Kai needed some time off of Beyblading, and he should relax and not be such a wet blanket.
So, to make a long story short, they headed out around the streets of Japan in search of something to keep them occupied. The team of 5 passed many stores, all of them trying to ignore Tyson's screams of "I'm bored" and "I'm hungry".
Finally, they passed a K-mart.
"OH MY GOD! K-mart is having a sale on GI Joe toys!" Tyson practically screamed. He grabbed Max's hand with one hand and Kenny's with the other and pulled them into the store.
"This is waste of time," Kai complained as he reluctantly followed Rei into the store behind Tyson, Max, and Kenny.
They walked around for at least an hour, Tyson trying to decide whether he wanted a Cobra or GI Joe toy. Kai continuously spoke his feelings ("This is a waste of time,"), and Rei and Max's stomachs kept fighting beyblade battles inside of them. Kenny sat down in the aisle, typing away at his laptop.
"The store will be closing in 5 minutes," the lady said over the loudspeaker.
"Oh!" cried Tyson. "I can't decide! I like GI Joe and Cobra!" Then he peered into the next aisle. "Ooh! I had no idea they Barbies too!"
"This is a waste of time," Kai prompted. Max beamed.
"They have BARBIES!? I WANT ONE!" he cried.
"Oh Dizzi, why do I even bother with these guys?" Kenny asked his laptop, smacking his head with his hand.
Suddenly the lights went out.
"Uh, what's going on?" asked Rei.
"This is a waste of time," Kai said, heading for the door, followed by Kenny, Max, Rei, and Tyson, who was being dragged away from the GI Joe and Barbies.
Kai tugged on the door, but it did not budge.
"I never knew you were that weak, Kai," Max teased. Kai glared at him and pulled harder.
"Is it… locked?" Rei asked nervously. Kai pulled as hard as he could, but to no avail.
"The store must have closed," Tyson said, fairly calmly.
"But today is. . . Friday," Max stated. "That means that. . . ."
"The store is closed until Sunday!" Rei exclaimed.
It was then that Kenny let out a high-pitched piercing scream.
"NOOOO!!!!!!!!" he cried. "What do we do now, Dizzi?"
"I don't know, I'm just a computer, you know," she responded smartly. Tyson had had enough with Dizzi's smart-alec remarks. He grabbed Dizzi the computer from Kenny's arms and threw the laptop to the ground. Dizzi smashed to bits.
"Kenny, I think my hard drive just crashed," Dizzi finally muttered before going offline.
"Tyson, Dizzi was our last hope to getting out of here !" Kenny yelled. "And I. . . loved her."
Kai looked as though he would die, Max looked sad that Dizzi was gone, and Rei fell over. Kenny fell to his knees and started wailing endlessly. Tyson looked at his hands.
"What have I done?" he asked himself. The he said "oh well, she was only a laptop."
"But she was my love!"
"Suck it up, Chief," Rei said quickly. "We need to get out of here soon."
"So what do we do?" Max asked.
"We can try to find a phone." Tyson suggested.
"This is a waste of time." They headed a few feet away from the door and then Tyson turned around and looked disgusted as Kenny till sat weeping on the floor. He managed to be nice, however, in his words.
"You gonna be okay here, Chief?" Kenny stopped whimpering for a second and looked up.
"I'll be fine. Just leave me here." Rei nodded, turned, and led everyone in search of a phone. They headed behind the counter at the exchange desk and Kai picked up the phone. He listened for a ring, but to no avail.
"It's dead. This is such a waste of time," he said.
"Why would the phone lines be down?" Max asked.
"Don't question fate, Max," Rei announced. "Let's go back and find Kenny before he kills himself over Dizzi." And so the Bladebreakers headed back to find their fellow teammate.
When they arrived at the door, they all stopped dead in their tracks.
Kenny was lying on the ground next to Dizzi. He was dead.
Lying next to him was a Cobra action figure, and a toy tank.
"Why killed Kenny?" Tyson joked.
"You bastard!" Kai commented. Everyone turned to look at him. "Uh, never mind. This is a waste of time."
"I never knew you watch South Park, Kai!" Max smiled.
"Uh, I don't… And this is a waste of time."
"Oh well, I never liked Kenny anyway," Tyson commented. "And I think he was kinda gay. He would get awful close to me sometimes."
"But he loved Dizzi!" Max said.
"Max, she's a computer. That doesn't mean anything except he's a sick, twisted freak," Tyson responded impatiently.
"Was a sick, twisted freak," Rei corrected.
"So anyway, what do we do now?" Max asked no one in particular.
"Tonzura koite!" Tyson yelled.
"WHAT!?" the remaining Bladebreakers asked.
"'We get the hell out!' That's what it means," Tyson cried, and charged at the door. "Whoever killed Kenny is bound to be still here!"
AN: That's it for now. I'll add the next chapter soon! Please review! And sorry about the Kenny killing!