Disclaimer: Do I LOOK like I own Naruto? Sheesh...

This is purely crack and I was bored ;; Don't kill me! runs and hides in a dark corner

So here we go...somewhere in Konoha me and my friends were walking around when we spotted a boy with dark hair, who was wearing a bright yellow dress with frills and laces. He walked out of a shop and looked our way... and that point we knew who he was.

Laura:S...Sasuke??!!!(she's a Sasuke fangirl and she's in shock right now ;)

Sasuke:...

Me: Sasuke...why are you in dress?

Sasuke: Cause it makes me feel pretty! and witty! and gaaaaay!!!!

And so Sasuke-san started to do a little skip and danced around in circles. Right then, Itachi-san had decided to pay his little brother a visit.

Itachi: Sasuke, I'm here to finally accept your challange and face you in Mortal co---

He stopped in his tracks and Sasuke-san's eyes met with his.

Itachi:...0.o

Sasuke:...:)

There was a long silence.

Itachi:...I don't know you...

And so...Itachi-san walked away in a mixed of confusion and embarassment. Just then, a huge helicopter had appeared aboved us and someone had poked their head out of the door of the heli.

Haku: Heelllloooo Konaha!! Hey you down there! Uchiha! Ever felt like a woman even though you're a man? Come join the club with me! We have cookies lol!!!!!

Yes indeed it was Haku-kun, shouting over the sputter of the heli and with Zabuza piloting it. He seemed unusually hyper and Cherry blossoms flowed all around him.

Sasuke: Cookies??!! Hell yeah! I'm coming with you!

And he jumped on to the helicopter ladder, his dress bilowing in the gust of wind that had been generated by the blades of the copter, revealing more than we needed to see... .

Just as Sasuke-san climbed up the ladder into the copter, a bubble-gum haired girl ran past us shouting and in tears.

Sakura: NOOO!!!! SASUKE-KUN! DON'T GO! I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING!! Why don't you ever say anything to me????!! If you can't stay in Konaha...then take me with you!!!!!

She ran after the helicopter and me and my friends shock our heads. Poor girl.

After the commotion was over we continued walking down the street until...

Rock Lee: Give them back! They're mine and you can't have them!!!

Gaara: No!!...you stole them from me first...so i'm taking them back.

We looked and saw Gaara-kun with a pair of bushy brows above his eyes and Lee running after him with no eyebrows!

Jen: Ah! it's Gaara-kun!( she's another one of my friends and she's a Gaara fan girl)

Gaara: stops and turns to look at us Hey smexy ladies...wanna have fun?

Me:o.O

Laura: ew...(shudder)

Jen: uh...(blushes)

Lee: hyah! (tackles Gaara down) Give them back I say! Or face the power of youth!

Me: Yay Lee-kun!(claps)

Just then, Neji ran up to us

Neji: Yo...what'sup bros? Who wants to randomly stab something?

Me and my friends: oh!oh! me me! i do! (we all take out our kunais and aim it at Neji)

Neji: Not me!!!!(runs away)

Me: haha, just kidding. Hey, when all else fails...eat pocky! (randomly takes out a pack of pocky)

Jen: I want pocky!

Laura: me too!

Gaara:...I smell pocky...

Lee: pocky!

Neji:comes back I want that pocky

Sasuke, Haku and Zabuza come back in their helicopter

Sasuke: Did someone say pocky?

Haku: alright! that's better than cookies!

random emo kids:pocky...pocky...POCKY!!!

everyone starts surrounding me

Me: uh...I...

George Bush: DIE ALL YOU TERRORIST!!!!!!!(Jumps out with an uzi and starts shooting everybody)

Everyone:OHHH...SSHHHIITTT...dies

THE END!

so how was it? pretty random huh?XD anyways...r&r please!!