THE INTERVIEW HAS BEEN MODIFIED
Me:Welcome to TV Interviews 2010! It's been awhile folks, and we have a plot twist for you: Screw Sonic The Hedgehog, we're interviewing GlaDOS, the mentally ****ed up AI from Portal. We'll do the cores first, though, and save the big fish for last. So without further ado.....
*Curiousity Core is teleported onto stool*
CC:OOOOH, What's in here?!?
Me:Welcome to-
CC:Huuu, who are you!?!
Me: Ahem, welcome to T-
CC:*looks at giant teleporter above* Is that a gun!?!
Me: AHE- *beepbeepbeep* DAMNITALL! Now we go to mother ****ing commercials!
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Me:And welcome back t-
CC:What's that thing!?! No, what's that thing!?!
Me: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOULD YOU SHUT THE **** UP FOR TEN BLOODY SECONDS!?!?!?! *:(*
CC:Ooh, it's that lady from the test, HIII!
Me:*-_-* I don- *beepbeepbeep* SON OF A BITCH! I NEVER EVEN SAID THE DAMN OPENING! *Get's all :( in the CC's face*