Nothing They Would Have Expected

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We are not on crack! Catnip, maybe but not crack! We're honors students, even if we don't act like it!

FYI: There are three Tom-Lovers. This story is written by two of them. The Deranged Lunatic (I am! Especially when it comes to somebody saying something bad about Lord of the Rings! But don't worry, I don't know where you live!)

And The Obsessive One that thinks she's going to marry Tom. (Tom Felton for those of you who are a little slow) The other one is just that; The Other One! She takes almost no part in writing any of our stories ( all two of them! Including this one!)

WARNING: This is going to be a strange story so, BEWARE!

Chapter One: The Start and New Characters

As they entered the Great Hall Harry, Ron, and Hermione noticed that there were kids with Professor McGonagall that looked to be about their age. Harry leaned over to whisper in Hermione's ear

" Are those four at the front first years?" She looked back at him. "I think they might be foreign exchange students."

Once they were all seated Dumbledore stood up. They were all silent. "As I am certain you have noticed there are a few people by Professor McGonagall that don't exactly look like first years. That is because they are not. They are foreign exchange students. They will now tell you about themselves."

The first girl walked forward. She was tall with dark brown, short hair and she looked as if she could talk on and on. She also looked very enthusiastic. She was not a knock-out but there was something about her that made you want to talk to her.

" I'm Kylee Laird (a/n: This is the Deranged Lunatic, ME!) and I went to Keebler School of Magic in Arizona. I am a huge fan of Lord of the Rings, Ozzy Osbourne, he's a muggle rocker, Eminem, he's a muggle rapper, KISS, a muggle rock group, and I may seem insane to some of you but I promise I'm not that crazy." That got a roar of laughter from the students. " I am also funny at least I think I am. I also talk WAY too much." Another roar of laughter.

She was then sorted into... "Gryffindor!"

The next girl stepped forward. She was tall, with blonde hair going just past her shoulders. She had light green eyes and was quite pretty. She looked like she was very kind and a good person to talk to.

" I'm Sasha Nicholson (a/n:This is the Obsessed One!) from Keebler School of Magic as well, unfortunately I have the bad luck of knowing the Crazy One down there," she pointed to Kylee. "Unlike her I am not a crazy lunitc,although I do have tendenceies to be a little strange! I don't know what to say um..I like to play basketball and enjoy watching baseball.They are both muggle sports.Well I guess that is pretty much it."

She was sorted into.. "Slytherin!", much to everyone's surprise, she looked too nice to be in there, and secretly Draco's delight.

The next one to step forward was a boy (the only one!) He was tall, also, with short curly black hair. His eyes were hazel. When all the girls got a good look at him they gasped. He was very attractive. He looked like a bit of a bad boy yet sweet at the same time.

"I'm Orlando Bloom. I am from LMI. I don't have anything to say about myself. I'm not really that interesting."

He was sorted into... "Ravenclaw!" The girls of Ravenclaw were excited about this.

The last girl of the four stepped forward. She was very pretty and kind looking. She had bright blonde hair and brown eyes.

"I'm Hillary Duff. I like to shop and well shop. I want to be an actress and that's about it. Oh.. I'm from San Diego Institute of Witchcraft and Wizardry."

She was sorted into... "Hufflepuff!"

After the exchange students were sorted the feast went on as it usually did with a couple of exceptions. Sasha was seen glancing at Draco every three seconds, while Draco couldn't take his eyes off her. Kylee seemed to position herself closest to the Ravenclaw table, near Orland too. He actually turned around and asked her how she liked Hogwarts so far. They walked out of the Great Hall talking. Ron, meanwhile couldn't take his eyes off Hillary. She was caught glancing at him. "Do you think she fancies me?" He asked Harry. " I think the red hair caught her attention. Probably looked like your head was on fire." That earned him a punch in the arm.
A/N: They are in their 7th year.

That is all for now! I love Orlando!!!

- The Deranged Lunatic

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