LEGAL DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any other animé/game that I make reference to. However, I DO own over 400 useless cards, a PS2, a GC, and the entire Gundam Wing box set. The only thing I don't have is a life.

NON-LEGAL STUFF: This is my first official fanfic. The YGO gang will go through some odd crap and meet people from other animé. I will also be making references to a video game now and then. Yes, I know it's horribly short. Call it lack of imagination or something. Or just try to believe a lame excuse like this one: I expect my readers to have short attention spans just like me.

HOW TO READ IT: *actions are italicized* "Dialog is in quotes." (Personal thoughts are in parentheses.)

Chapter 1: The Nightmare Machine!

*The Yu-Gi-Oh! gang is at school, and history class has just started.*

Teacher: "Class, today we will begin by—"

Joey: *talking in his sleep* "NOOOOOO!!! Don't eat me! AAAAHHHH!!!!" *begins pushing on his desk*

Teacher: "How the hell is he asleep already? Class just started!"

*Suddenly, Gundam Triple K, writer of this fic (me), appears.*

GTK: "Who cares?! I'd like to know why the hell a teacher swears in front of young children..."

Teacher: "Oh, uhh...well, uhh...umm...HEY! YOU JUST SWORE, TOO!"

GTK: "True, but I could always blame that on you, the teacher, who teaches things. I'm just the writer of this fanfic."

Teacher: "Wait, if you're the writer, then isn't it your fault that I swore?"

GTK: "Well, duh. But I can't just let you teach a boring class like this, so I'm here to spice things up a bit."

Teacher: "Oh, well how about doing something to help me?"

GTK: "OK, I'll think of something."

*Meanwhile, in the back of the room.*

Yugi: *nudges Joey* "Hey, wake up, Joey."

Joey: "Whaa? Eh?! Oh...Yugi! I was having a wicked nightmare!"

Yugi: "Something tried to eat you, right?"

Joey: "Yeah! I didn't know you were psychic!"

Seto Kaiba: "Yes he is, and that stupid midget can also use his hair as a parachute and fly!"

Joey: "REALLY?? AWESOME!"

Yugi: *sigh* "Why me? So Joey, what exactly happened in your nightmare?"

Joey: "Well, I was attacked by a Blue Eyes White Dragon! I tried running away, but it caught me...then it started eating me! I spent a good 20 minutes in there until I found my way out."

Teya: "Well that's a strange dream. I wonder what caused it." (I sure wish I could make it happen more often...)

Seto Kaiba: (Hehehe.) *glances at the Kaibacorp Nightmare Generating Watch* (That'll teach that cocky bastard.)

Joey: *angry* "What are you smiling about, Kaiba?"

Seto Kaiba: *serious now* "Nothing, you idiot! Now shut the fuck up and quit disrupting class! Don't make me get out my cards and duel you with my Blue Eyes White Dragons!!"

Joey: *eyes widen* "OK! OK! I'll be good!"

*Wufei and Quatre walk in*

Wufei: "Coward! You're too weak to fight!"

Joey: *angry again* "What the hell did you say?!"

Wufei: "The weak should not be fighting."

Joey: "That's what I thought!" *attacks Wufei* "YAHHHH!!"

*Wufei dodges calmly and counters with a swift kick*

Yugi: "Joey! Are you okay? I told you not to pick fights like that, you crazy New Yorker!"

Joey: *blank stare* "puuchu...puuchu..."

Yugi: "Joey, what are you muttering?"

Joey: *face becomes scornful and grotesque* "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?!"

Wufei: "You have a strange choice of friends there."

Yugi: "yeah, so why are you here?"

GTK: "I brought them here to show you guys a video."

Tristan: "Alright, I like videos..."

GTK: "NOT THAT KIND!"

Tristan: "Aww, but I haven't watched that kind of video since I left home and—"

*room falls dead silent*

Tristan: "...WHAT?! Is there something wrong with that kind of video?"

*entire class, except a confused Tristan, falls over*

Quatre: "AHEM...OK, class! Let's get to the video!"

*What is on this mysterious video? Is it something to make history class enjoyable for once? Or will it be something that only Tristan would like? Find out what happens next time!*