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Summary: The wars never happened, and all the GS/GSD characters are in high school. What will crazy and stupid crap will happen to them? Rated for language, sexual content, etc.A/N: My first GS/GSD fanfic, so be kind and don't flame. Thank you and enjoy reading!
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Chapter One: The Battle"Pwn him Kira!" shouted Athrun.
"Affirmative!" responded Kira.
This is gonna be a piece of cake. I mean, how good can Yzak, Tolle and Sai be at the flight simulator? Thought Kira.
Of course, he was absolutely correct.
They, meaning Kira, Athrun, Dearka, Yzak, Tolle and Sai, were all wearing Virtual Reality Suits and Helmets, so that their experience with the flight simulator is very realistic and exhilarating.
Kira, Athrun, Dearka and Yzak, being coordinators, were piloting their self-made mobile suits, while Tolle and Sai were using mass produced mobile armour and gundam respectively.
Kira flew fast towards Tolle and drew both Freedom's beam swords. He drove in and positioned himself for two slashes to the Moebius' cannons, so as to disarm Tolle and to gloat at him. 5 seconds before he reached the Moebius, Sai used his GINN's missile launcher to fire 10 missiles at Freedom. Kira quickly stopped, sheathed his beam swords, drew his beam rifle, and obliterated every single one of the missiles in 3 seconds. Before any further move could be made by the enemy, Kira threw both his beam swords like throwing knives, aiming them at Tolle's cannons.
Tolle could only stared wide in disbelief as the beam swords cut through his cannons like hot knife through butter, and he was incapable of doing any harm to his enemies, unless he flew straight into one of their mobile suits, which was something someone his flying skills would not do. Kira would have a good laugh looking at him missing his target and hit his ally instead. No, he would go out with honour, he took a deep breath, and slammed his thumb hard on the self-destruct button.
Before Kira and Athrun could start on any gloating, Tolle's Moebius exploded and was engulfed in flames.
"Huh? I thought Moebiuses do not have self-destruct function? They were created to fight to the death right?" Kira thought out loud.
"Well, looks like he put in one himself, to avoid situations like these! Hahahaha Though I'm mildly surprised someone of his skill in mechanics can put it in, well I guess Yzak must have helped him." Said Athrun with a shrug.
"While you guys are chatting, keep an eye on your enemy!" shouted Dearka to them. Kira and Athrun then noticed that Sai had just drawn his beam rifle and is aiming at Athrun, while Yzak had drew his beam sword and was speeding towards Kira. Dearka combined Buster Gundam's beam rifle and gun launcher together to form a sniper rifle, and blasted three shots at Sai's cockpit, effectively taking him out.
Being the ultimate coordinator, Kira used his uber fast reflexes to draw his beam rifle and started shooting at Yzak. The shots hit Duel Gundam's head, left hand and right leg. It seemed as if Kira deliberately let Yzak keep his sword arm. Just as Yzak was one second away from Freedom, a beam boomerang tore his sword arm off, leaving him just as incapacitated as Tolle. The pink beam boomerang than flew back towards Athrun's red Justice and Athrun promptly caught it. Kira flew back, and activated his multi-targeting system, aiming solely at one target – Duel Gundam. Yzak never stood a chance. Beams of red, blue, yellow and green pierced through Duel wholly, and it got riddled with as many holes as the Millennium Falcon. Duel Gundam exploded, and the words "You Are Victorious" flashed over Kira, Athrun, and Dearka's cockpit. The simulator then shut down.
The three of them took off their helmets and suits, and looked gloatingly at the losers. "HA! Losers! You guys NEVER stand a chance against us! Go home to mummy and ask her to train you! You fight worse than my grandmother!" Gloated Athrun. Suddenly, three people came forward and slapped Kira, Athrun and Dearka right across their faces, making their faces turn red with pain. Before Kira could clear his eyes, he could see that the person who slapped him has pink hair, while Athrun's slapper has yellow hair, and Dearka's has brown hair.
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A/N: Well, guess that's about it for Chapter One. And it doesn't take much of a genius to guess which three people slapped the three guys. I mean, how many people in the show have pink, yellow and brown hair respectively? And how many would be likely to slap the trio? Update in about 3 days? Review and make me happy! )