A/N: I've always wanted to do this. And before anyone starts flaming me for copying WolfHEARTSYami, it's all good. I know her, and she let me adopt her story, including the fabulous Yami.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh or Twilight, oh, and I don't own Yahoo Translator

Truth or Dare: Randomness Addition

First, there is darkness.

Then a bright light pierces through and envelops the room in a warm glow. In the middle of the room is a young man. He's tall-ish, with a pointy tri-colored hairstyle. This young man goes by the name of Yami.

With one hand on his leather clad hip, a roar of fan-girl screams pierce the air. He smirks at the cheers, clearly it brings him happiness to see that he is so loved among his fan base.

"Ladies and gentleman," he calmly says, "Welcome to Truth or Dare."

More applause. His smirks widens, exciting a number of fans, both male and female.

"Shall we begin?"

The audience chorus' a 'yes.'

"Alright." From his pocket, he calmly pulls a list. His eyes follow the writing and his smirk grows.

With a snort, he snaps his fingers; the rest of the room is illuminated, revealing the characters of the hit book series Twilight.

More screams erupt from the audience. Chants from different teams sound filling the room with the usual competition.

"EDWARD! EDWARD!"

"JACOB! JACOB!"

And then it begins.

"Shut the hell up! Edward is way better than Jacob," shouts one fan-girl.

"No Effin' way, dogs beat leeches AL-WAYS," shouts another.

"Ladies, please calm down," Yami tries, but his voice is lost in the crowd of insults flying between the two fans.

"Blood-SUCAH!"

"Bitch."

"You did not just go there."

"You KNOW I just went there."

And so on.

Yami sighs, "Calm down—"

But another fan interrupts, "SHUT UP YOU TRI-HAIRED FREAK!"

Yami's face forms a scowl, but he knows better than to get involved with the fan-girls.

Before the fight can get anymore thorough, a voice breaks through the crowd.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?"

A face fills the screen behind Yami. He turns, his voice going weak, "W-WHY? Is that y-you? I thought you left." He begins to whimper like a wounded puppy.

"I DID LEAVE. BUT I HAVE TO MAKE SURE NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE, SCREWS WITH MY YAMI."

The screen pans back to reveal a teenaged blonde. Her hands on her hips.

"WHO JUST INSULTED HIM? WHO IN THEIR WRONG MIND INSULTED MY YAMI?"

There's a shuffle in the crowd. No one responds.

"WELL?"

Nothing.

"DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE."

Yami swivels to face his audience, "Please," he begs, "Someone please step forward."

Still no one dare says a thing.

Yami sighs, "I'll let you hug Edward."

Said vampire shivers. His eyes growing as big as saucers.

There's some whispering, and one voice softly raises above the others, "He's not worth it."

Edward scowls.

"HMMM?" The blonde crosses her arms, "I'M ONLY AN HOUR AWAY. JUST LET ME GET—"

"No!" Yami cuts in, "Ugh…I'll let you hug me…"

The audience wavers.

"…for a full two minutes."

And then, they explode.

"It was ME, YAMI! It was ME"

"No, don't listen to that dork, it was MEEEEEE, Yami!"

"NOOOOOO, it was ME! I want me some Pharaoh love."

Yami shivers, "C-calm down, remember w-whoever comes forth has to deal with h-her." He points up at the screen.

Arms crossed angrily, the blonde known as WolfHEARTSYami (WHY for short), gives a growl, "WHOEVER INSULTED HIM GETS THEIR EFFIN' ARMS TORN OFF."

The bickering stops instantly.

The blonde waits, "COME ON, I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY."

Murmurs run through the crowd, but soon a young female is pushed forward.

The blonde takes one look at her and sighs.

"AGAIN ANIME?"

The young female, a green-eyed brunette, looks up at the screen. She nods once.

"WHY?" the blonde prods.

The brunette gives a small snort before answering, "Because he's not the REAL Yami."

A collection of groans erupts from the Twilight cast.

"Not this again," Carsile sighs.

"Not what again?" Jacob asks, his wolf ears perking up through his hair.

"The debate over Yami vs. Dark Yugi."

"Huh?"

"Just shut up Jacob."

"Oh, okay," replies the hybrid happily.

WHY sighs, uncrossing her arms, "Must we do this now?"

"Yes."

"Oh COME ON," growls Edward.

The brunette whips around, her index pointing accusingly at Edward, "Shut up Sparkie." A small blue light only described as "Authoress Powers" shoots from her fingers. A small flash, and the originally occupied seat is empty.

"MY LOVER," Bella howls, over-sized tears flowing from her eyes.

Anime sighs, "Just wait a second." The seat is suddenly filled with an oversized MLP (A/N: My Little Pony).

"What the hell is going on?" The MLP asks.

"That's what I would like to know," replies Carsile.

The rest of the cast nods.

The brunette looks up at WHY, "I don't feel like explaining."

WHY sighs, then says, "Sacrifice."

"Sacrifice?"

"I need a sacrifice from My Little Pony World before I could send him there," the brunette interrupts. Duh coats her tone.

MPL snorts, "Why me?"

"Shouldn't I ask you that? You were the one they sacrificed."

"Touché."

"Wait, wait," Bella interrupts, "You sent Edward, my (gay) Edward, to My Little Pony World?"

Anime cocks her head, "Uh, yes."

Bella gets up from her chair, "Why? They'll hurt him."

"Oh sit down, Bella." Alice says, "He's probably in heaven, let him have his fun."

"Yeah, Bella, let him have his fun," Anime taunts.

Bella sits down, arms crossed.

WHY sighs, "I have to go, are you sure you have this under control?"

"Def," Anime replies with a smile, "But he has to go." She points at Yami.

Yami pulls his newest copy of Seventeen away from his face, "Huh?"

"He comes with the package," WHY argues, "Take him or I'll take the whole Fanfiction back."

Before Anime can respond, a chorus of "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"'s comes from the Twilight characters.

Emmett leaps off his chair, "Please don't leave me with her."

The other characters nod in agreement.

"There's no way Anime can be as bad WHY," Alice whispers.

"Def," Bella replies, "She needs to stay or we'll all die."

Alice smirks, "I think I have a solution."

Both Authoress's turn their attention to the fun-sized.

"Yes?" The two reply.

Alice gets up and strides over to Anime. She whispers quietly in her ear.

"Yes, I think that'll work," she smiles, as her fingers glow green.

Alice nods, then walks back to her seat.

"Yugi mauvais apparaissent," Anime whispers, waving her fingers.

A large explosion appears. As the smoke fades away, a short silhouette is seen.

"What the hell is going on?" bellows the silhouette.

Anime turns towards the audience, a smirk playing on her lips, "Ladies and gentleman, let the games begin."

Until next time…

A/N: This probably wasn't the best chapter. I wanted to be more fun, but I had to get everything ready. Don't worry they'll all be more OOC next time.

So send in those Truths/and/or Dares. Also, who do you think the silhouette is?

Oh, btw, Yugi mauvais apparaissent means Dark/Evil Yugi appear. Or at least that's what Yahoo translator says it means. They wouldn't transfer it over to Japanese. :(

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