A/N This plot bunny jumped into my head after watching I Am Unicorn (3x02). I hope you enjoy, please review.
Kurt was excited and nervous but he knew that if he didn't say anything today he would lose his chance. He waited for Mr. Schue to finish his rant about how they couldn't get complacent now that they had won Sectionals. He was worried that they wouldn't like his idea, but what did he have to lose? "Mr Schue there is something I want to say." Kurt said with trepidation. "Ok Kurt, fire away." Mr Schue replies kindly. Kurt takes a deep breath; they could easily laugh him down or complain about the idea immediately. "Well you know how you told us to find a singer that inspires us?" Kurt pauses, here goes nothing. "Well I found John Barrowman but he isn't just a singer he is also an actor and I've recently got into his show Torchwood." He starts to explain. "Oh so that is what has eaten up our bandwidth?" Finn jokes and the class laughs. "Well I understand this sounds a bit absurd but I thought we could do a Torchwood Musical." He says in a rush. "That sounds like an interesting idea Kurt but we are already doing West Side Story we wouldn't be allowed to put on two productions." Mr Schue said. "Oh no, this would just be for us for fun, we'll never be allowed to put it on. I thought we could write it and work on it." He knew they wouldn't agree with him he should have never voiced his idea. "Kurt shouldn't we focus on winning Regionals?" Rachel pipes up. "Well I thought that one of the songs could be used in Regionals, and it would just get us to be creative and work together, which you are always asking us to do more Mr Schue." Kurt explains. He looks at Mr Schue hopefully, he just wanted to something a bit different and this would look good at NYADA. "Ok why don't we do this but if I believe it is taking up too much time I'll stop it immediately." Mr Schue compromised.
Kurt was elated, Glee had become so stressful and this would be a brilliant way to be fun and creative. But it would also look good for applying to NYADA as in this musical he would be able to get a lead role. The idea for the musical came to him late one night after following a dance practice with an episode of Torchwood. He had discussed with his Dad how he would be unable to get serious roles in musical, well now he would be a lead and be able to do serious acting. This idea seemed to kill several birds with one stone.
"Ok Kurt why don't you talk us through your idea." Mr Schue cut through his thoughts. "Well I thought we'd write the dialogue and the songs, probably in small groups, though that is your job to work out Mr Schue. I'll play Captain Jack, the leader of Torchwood. Blaine will of course play Ianto, my gorgeous Welsh boyfriend. Rachel will be Gwen and Finn will of course be her husband Rhys. Puck must be Owen the badass ladies man. Tina would be Toshiko. Though we have-" Kurt was interrupted by an indignant Tina, " Toshiko sounds like an Asian name, that sounds pretty racist." Kurt could see that she was obviously offended. "Look I didn't mean it to be like that, it's just that she reminds me of you. She appears to be very quiet, but she, like you, is actually very cool at heart." Kurt explained. "Well that doesn't sound to bad." Tina said with a smile. Kurt looked around the room and counted off the people he had assigned characters to. "I guess everyone else would have to be aliens." Mike shrugged but the girls all shouted out "No!" It looked like he had been stopped before they had even begun.
"Kurt I have an idea, why don't we have a crossover with Doctor Who." Artie suggested immediately. "What?" He replied, confused. "Don't you know? Torchwood is a spin-off of Doctor Who. I wanted to watch Torchwood but my Mom walked in during the ah sex scene in the second episode and forbade me." The class tittered. "Why don't we have the Doctor, played by me, Amy by Santana and Mike will be Rory and Britt can be ahh-" He stopped mid sentence. "What can I be Artie?" Brittany queried. "Well I was going to make you River but I have no idea what Quinn can be, you sure you won't be an alien." Quinn shook her head in reply. "I'll be an alien, it won't be sci-fi without one." Mike offered. "Then Quinn or Britt will have to be Rory." Kurt reasoned. "I will be Rory I don't mind." Brittany offered. It looked pretty much settled, beside what could Quinn be? Then it came to Kurt, "I've got it, and Quinn will be Diane, Owen's possible love interest." He exclaimed suddenly. Finally the ball had been set in motion, the Torchwood Musical was finally real.