sup i just was checking up on my new stats of a story i just wrote i was like .wow.212 read that story and i only had it posted maybe for 12 hours! i felt very very very very happy! i was like. i dont know but it made me happy!. but i only had on review for it but iam going to make a nother story i felt like it!
Disclaimer- I could Claim i own them then you'd yell! So stick that in your juice box and suck it!
As Edward ran around a simple but large tree he spotted a bear.'Yes! Finally something!' Edward said as he got in a crouching position like a cat or lion. Then Edward heard Emmet's thoughts.' OMFG! A bear! Like FAB-U-LESS!' Emmet screamed in his mind. Edward got wide eyed and jumped in front of Emmet. Emmet came to a sudden halt due to that motion."Its.Mine." Edward said with out breaking eye contact.
"No. I called it"
"No you didn't"
"I call the bear!" Emmet said fast.
"What now. Be-ouch" (bitch) Emmet said while snapping his fingers in Edwards face. Edward rolled his eyes. Emmet silently crumpet near the bear and was getting ready to jump it.
"Touch.The.Fucking.Bear.And.I'll.Stab.You.With.My.Fork." Edward said while giving Emmet a death glare.
"You don't have a fork dumb ass" Emmet said while eyeing Edward.
" What now smart ass" Edward said while pulling a fork out of his pocket ans shank-ed Emmet.
''ow?" Emmet asked with a questioned look. Edward looked down.
The fork broke in half. The Bear got on his hind legs and turned around and looked at the other bear.
"Heyyyy Bo-Bo, Lets Get a ,Pickett Basket"
"Sure Thing Yoge"
Edward and Emmet got wide eyed and started at the bears!
"OMFG IT SPEAKS!" Edward yelled while jumping into Emmet's arms.
"High Hoe Sliver, Away!" Edward Screamed as Emmet got into a running positions.
"And Away We Go!' Emmet yelled as they took of running.
"Whats there problem Yoge"
"I don't Know Bo-Bo..."
yeah so this is it .its not really the funnest but i had funny writing it! enjoyed..