Since no one made a normal section of one-shots for Palutena staying in the Smash Mansion, I thought maybe I could do it. I wanted it to be similar to the anime short of Palutena's Revolting Dinner, so hopefully it could entertaining. Just imagine this being a Super Smash Brothers anime that you all keep hoping for, but would never come... did I hurt your feelings? Good.
Anyways, I present to you... Palutena In The Smash Mansion.
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers and all Nintendo characters.
Chapter 1: The Return Of Palutena
Pit had been waiting for this day. He was excited that the goddess he served for centuries would be coming as a new fighter. The angel could hardly believe that she made it in, even after she was announced and confirmed a while ago. He remembered seeing the Digital Event that was played live in the theater room by Master Hand. The trailer in the end made Pit almost have a heart attack. And he screamed in both shock and excitement the moment she was announced. Of course, the Smashers quickly shushed him to be quiet...
The angelic commander stood in front of the doorway, waiting for her arrival. All of the Smashers looked at him for a moment as they passed by, some of them remarking in how Pit was like a dog waiting for his master, but the angel didn't care. His goddess was coming and participating in the Smash fights with him.
Pit looked up when a pillar of light shined down in front of the entrance to the Smash Mansion. It quickly faded to reveal the Goddess of Light with a smile on her face.
"Hi, Pit!" she greeted him with an optimistic tone.
"Lady Palutena!"
Pit instantly ran towards the woman, no longer able to control his excitement. With a certain distance, he dropped to his knee and bowed his head in respect.
"I'm so glad you made it!" he told her, a big smile on his face.
The Goddess of Light giggled at his excitement, despite his formal manner in her arrival. She knew that he would be this excited for her arrival. The green-haired deity ruffled her angel's hair.
"Stand up, Pit," she said, helping the angel stand.
Master Hand came out of mansion, sensing her arrival.
"Ah, Palutena!" he said, floating towards them with a sign of humbleness. "I'm glad you could make it."
"How could I ever refuse an invitation to this?" she replied, smiling at the giant hand. "But... I hope you don't mind me going back to Skyworld quite often to check things up... I do have my duties as a goddess to perform."
"And I'll make it an exception," Master Hand replied, waving like a nod in an understanding way. "Your duties come first before your matches, so don't worry about your constant leaving... just let me know when you'll be going back to Skyworld and when you'll return back here at the Smash Mansion."
"Wait, what does he mean?" Pit asked, confused.
"Well, Pit... Palutena isn't exactly staying in the Smash Mansion," he explained. "Because of her constant duties as a goddess, she won't be able to settle here as much as the newcomers."
"So... she won't be in the Smash Mansion that much...?" the commanding angel guessed, his expression changing into a sad one.
"I'm afraid so," the hand replied.
"Oh..."
Master Hand and Palutena felt a little guilty in seeing Pit all depressed and melancholic. They knew he was looking forward to spending time with her in the Smash Mansion. The angel had been waiting for this day. The hand glove cleared his throat, trying to catch the angel's attention and remind him.
"Well, she is still participating in the upcoming fights," Master Hand reassured him. "And she would join us in everyday events."
"Right!" the Goddess of Light responded. "And I'll still be able to have some time for you to introduce me to every Smasher in this mansion, so don't sulk, Pit."
"Sorry, sorry..." Pit apologized, remembering what his goddess had told him. "I guess I shouldn't be too depressed."
"Well, I should introducing you to the Smashers now," Master Hand told her. "Let's head in, shall we?"
"Alright," Palutena replied.
After Master Hand summoned every Smasher under the roof, they all gathered at the front doorway where the Goddess of Light stood with a smile on her face.
"Everyone, let me introduce you to Palutena, the Goddess of Light whom Pit serves," the formal hand introduced. "She is the second representative from the Kid Icarus franchise, and will be joining you and every Smasher in the upcoming fights."
Several of the Smashers gave her an applause and a few friendly greetings. Princess Peach And Princess Zelda were enthusiastic, having another female fighter in the mansion along with Wii Fit Trainer, Rosalina, and the two female villagers.
"I hope I can get along with all of you," Palutena told them, smiling. "Hopefully, Pit hasn't been causing you much trouble... like... singing his Victory song in the shower... or how he embarrasses easily when someone calls him cute!"
"Hey...! Why did you have to tell them that...?!" the angel asked, blushing in embarrassment.
The Smashers laughed at the humorous conversation between Pit and Palutena, but mostly at Pit's embarrassing moments. They could already tell that she was more than just a graceful and elegant goddess.
One by one, the Smashers introduced themselves to Palutena. And in the end of every introduction, she would remark in how she knows each of them and their games with her "Eye-Seeing of Divinity".
The Goddess of Light noticed Pit in the background, looking down.
The angel looked up and quickly put on a fake smile to let her know he was okay, waving at her.
She wasn't convinced. The goddess knew he was looking forward to her stay. If only there was a copy of her-
It was then Palutena came up with an idea...
Later that night, every Smasher was already in their dorm, ready to get some sleep...
Well, every Smasher that was male.
All the female Smashers were having a sleepover, with Peach as its hostess. They were all in their dorm, gossiping about girl stuff. Eventually the topic came to Palutena's arrival.
"Palutena seems like a fun person," Peach commented cheerfully, hugging her pillow close to her. "I thought she would be uptight and serious like Samus."
"Excuse me?" Samus asked, raising an eyebrow in offense.
"W-well... not in the long run..." Peach added quickly.
Samus just huffed and crossed her arms.
"Well, at least she isn't ditzy as you," the bounty hunter replied.
"Hey...!" Peach complained, her turn to be offended.
"Girls, girls..." Zelda interfered, trying to get them to stop fighting and back on the conversation. "Anyways, Palutena seems to know Pit personally... I wonder if we could get her to spill out more secrets of him."
"You... are one evil princess," Samus remarked before a moment of silence. "We should do that."
"Oh, I wonder what kind of secrets she has regarding Pit," Peach wondered. "Maybe Pit has a collection of stuffed animals!"
"Now, what in Triforce's name would make you think that?" the Twilight Princess asked, looking at the Mushroom Princess as if she had gone bonkers.
"Is that really okay...?" Rosalina asked hesitantly, petting her Luma as it quietly slept in her arms. "Pit would probably be hurt if more of his secrets were found out."
"I agree with Rosalina," Wii Fit Trainer said. "This would put him into a deep stress from constant worrying of his secrets."
"I don't want Mr. Pit to be sad!" the two female villagers said in sync, expressing their worrying and sadness.
"Come on... that angel just realized he still wouldn't hang out with her that much," the female Mii reminded them.
"You're right..." Zelda replied with a sigh, feeling bad for thinking such a thing. "I guess we did think overboard..."
"On a serious note, I don't think Palutena's willing to completely expose Pit," Peach assumed.
"It's too bad Palutena's not settling in the mansion..." Samus remarked. "Just one secret would be sufficient..."
"Well, if it's one little secret, I wouldn't mind telling you," a female voice echoed in the room.
A pillar of light suddenly appeared in the room before fading away to reveal the Goddess of Light with a smile on her face.
Every female Smasher was shocked, but their expressions changed into cheers and smiles... except Samus, though she did smirk a little.
"Palutena!" Peach and Zelda exclaimed in surprise and excitement.
"We thought you weren't going to stay with us," Rosalina said, smiling.
"Well, I wasn't at first... then I had an idea," Palutena started explaining...
At a far away dimension from Skyworld, Dyntos was working on Zeus knows what. He hummed a happy tune until he put his hammer down and stopped humming.
"Palutena, this better not be another request for another powerful weapon," the foraging god said. "If it's got to do with the Underworld Army, I'm not getting into another mess."
"Don't worry, Dyntos," the Goddess of Light said, appearing behind him. "I was just wondering if I could use the copy of me you used against Pit in the three trials."
"Oh, you mean Pseudo-Palutena...?" Dyntos turned around and looked at Palutena with an interested expression, stroking his beard. "And what would you do with a copy of yourself?"
"Well, I'm a newcomer for the Super Smash Brothers, and I need another version of me to watch Skyworld-"
"STOP!" Dyntos interrupted her before he smiled. "You can have her... only if I can use your angel Pit to test my new creations when he gets back."
"Deal," the goddess replied, smiling. "Oh, and is it okay if you put back the beauty cover-up on her again?"
"Done," the foraging god said, snapping his fingers.
The Palutena copy appeared, her appearance exactly the same as the real Goddess of Light.
"I gave her a copy of your personality, so she can act like you perfectly," Dyntos explained.
"Thank you, Dyntos."
"And that's what happened," Palutena concluded, a proud smile on her face.
"I'm amazed that there's a god that could create such a perfect copy of you," Zelda told her, amazed.
"Really...?" Samus asked. "Because it's a little more disturbing than amazing... using Pit as part of the deal was scary enough."
"Oh, he'll be fine," Palutena reassured the female Smashers with a cheerful expression. "A couple of weeks at Dyntos' workshop can't be that bad!"
Silence fell upon the dorm room, tension rising in the air.
"Well, the important thing is you're able to stay here," Peach spoke up, clasping her hands in excitement.
"So... welcome, Palutena!" all the female Smashers cheered.
"Thanks, girls!" the Goddess of Light replied, happy with their welcoming.
She would be able to hang out in the Smash Mansion a lot more than little now, and she didn't have to worry about seeing Pit all gloomy like his dark copy...
Speaking of which, what was Pit doing right now...?
Pit woke up with a groan and blinked to see he was no longer in the Smash Mansion. His eyes widened in shock.
"Where am I...?"
"Ohohohoho...!"
Pit instantly recognized that laugh and turned to see the foraging god.
"Dyntos...? What am I doing here?" he asked the old man.
"Oh, well, Palutena and I made a deal," he explained to the young angel. "She could have Pseudo-Palutena watch over Skyworld if she could let me use you as a test subject for my craftsmanship!"
"WHAT...?!"
"Oh, don't be overdramatic," Dyntos said. "It's only gonna be a few weeks when you're not too busy... truthfully, I was gonna wait for your return, but... eh, why not get it over with?"
A bunch of Mimicuties appeared around the confused angel.
"LADY PALUTENAAAAA...!" Pit screamed for help.
To be honest, I felt bad for Pit when I was writing this. But this is only a temporary chapter. The next one-shot would be totally different and random like cartoons.
You're probably wondering why there were female villagers instead of one male villager from animal crossing. You see, I count costume alternatives as part of the Smash family. They're so different, I consider them as actual characters in my opinion. So, in other words, you might see the male version of Wii Fit Trainer, and the other male villager. Of course, there's 2 male Mii's and one female Mii, just like in the gameplay pics from the Smash Website. I'll get to their names later...
Anyways, review!