Just a short one shot. I wanted to post something hope it's not too bad. Review plz.

Ino Pov

I looked down at the device in my hand. Positive. I'm pregnant. What should I do? Confess that I've been dishonest… No, that would ruin my marriage, my reputation, my life. Shikamaru would be so happy to know I'm pregnant, how would I tell him the baby isn't his. What should i do? Maybe I should tell the father. He might have some advice. I walked out of the bathroom and into the room I shared with my husband, who is currently out of town on business. I picked up the phone and dialed his number. RINGGGG…RINGGG…

"Hello" came his deep calm voice. Oh God that voice brought back many unwanted but sweet memories. I thought of all the good times we had in the past, he was a great lover. I guess that's why I'm going to be rocking maternity clothes soon.

"I'm pregnant" I said. I knew he wouldn't even look surprised. He is ALWAYS calm, cool, and collected. He was probably smirking though, he's such a jerk.

"Well congratulations to you and Shikamaru" I could hear the amusement in his voice. He knew it was his. He just wanted me to say it. What does he think this is? A game?

"Don't play dumb, you know it's yours" I snapped. I could imagine the look on his face. His teal eyes sparkling with amusement, lips in a cocky smirk. Just thinking about his face made me mad. I was in some deep shit and he didn't even care. He thought it was funny! I Swear if he laughs I'm flying out to Suna this second and kicking his ass.

"What do you want me to do?" he asked his tone was still filled with amusement. What did I want him to do? He couldn't just make this go away.

"Tell me what I should do" I commanded. I was hoping he would have the answer to all my problems. You never know what to expect from him.

" Pray it's not a redhead" he said and with that he hung up. Trust me Gaara, I'm praying.

-THE END