Chapter 1
Hey guys it's Tono and I just started watching the show and reading the manga AGAIN for like re 90th time this week. Anyways I was looking and stuff and I realized I had a lot of questions and I bet you do to, so along with my usual stories I'll be doing this little thing answering your questions and mine along with others hosts you can request or I pick for you! So yeah you can ask anything! And I'm gonna ramble now so here are some trial questions I guess? Meow!
Q&A Time!
QUESTION ONE!
Why are there practically no boys enrolled at ouran? I swear to god I make fan Fics with guys in them just to even out the sex ratio. I have two theories to answer this.
Number 1!
Ouran was formerly an all girls academy, like lobelia, but one day they realized there would be no story in an all girls school academy so they made things interesting by allowing a few guys to enroll, and by guys I mean the most sexy people in the world! And you know... Some other less attractive ones to make the host club just that much better by comparison.
Number 2!
Thinking about it wouldn't it make even more sense if Kyoya... "Took care of them?" I mean think about it, with no other guys in the school, hormonal girls would have to flock to the host club! Like supply and demand. Im thinking maybe he used a death note?Haruhi, being a girl yourself what do you think?
Haruhi-
I dont see why it matters? I mean you can't define a person based on their sex.
Me-
Haruhi I'll give you $10 toward your debt.
Haruhi-
... Money is money... Then I suppose number 2. Wouldn't it make sense that Kyoya would kill every appealing guy?
Me-
Oh yeah! And you got under the radar cuz you were an unappealing anti social book worm before!
Haruhi-
And I was a girl... Grrr
Tamaki-
Hey wait a minute! Couldn't Kyoya turn the guys into girls!
Me-
What?
Tamaki-
Yeah! Like we did with haruhi!
Haruhi-
I was a girl to begin with...
Me-
Hey Tamaki that might make sense! Sorta? I mean you did such a good job on Haruhi I guess you could make any guy look girly!
Haruhi-
GUYS I WAS ALWAYS A GIRL! WHAT THE HECK!
Tamaki-
Tono save me!
Me-
Haruhi $20.
Haruhi-
... I'll take it and leave.
Tamaki-
HARUHI! DONT LEAVE DADDY WITH THIS FAN GIRL! OH GOD SHE'S DROOLING! HELP!
Me-
Heh heh heh... Call on mommy, I bet he'll come and get you...
Tamaki-
... Oh god...
Me-
Well that's all the time we have for today! See ya next time! Here tama tama tama tama!