A/N: Kerii-tan: Hey guys! I'm back with the intro chapter of Behind the Scenes. Of course, if you haven't read
Incompatibility, my first fanfic, then you shouldn't read this. xDD Ahaha, or you can read it and be somewhat
confused. I actually have many of the oneshots almost ready, so we should be set for a little while~
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Vocaloid or the New York Times! :3

So why don't we just start reading the introduction? ;D

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Behind the Scenes- Introduction.

"Hello everyone! Miku here~! Welcome to Behind the Scenes!" Miku sang, winking at the audience in her imagination. She did a small dance on the floor and ended with a small courtesy and waves to the imaginary crowd. Then, Len slowly walked up to her; still tired from the nap he just woke up from.

"Miku-chan, who on earth are you talking to?" he asked, rubbing his eyes and Miku turned to him with a dramatic spin, pointing her finger at him.

"Why, Len-kun! I am talking to my fans~!"

Len gave Miku a what-the-heck stare and frowned.

"What fans?" he questioned, and then suddenly, Rin popped up from behind him, smiling bright and happily.

"Miku-tan, Miku-tan! Have you not told Len yet?" she asked, Miku now spinning constantly in circles, attempting to think of a way to answer Rin's question with pizzazz.

"Nooo, I haaave nooot!" she said, stumbling from her previous spin, and then leaned against the wall for support.

"Oh, okay!" Rin smiled and walks away, leaving Len clueless.

"Uh, how come no one ever tells me things?" he asked Miku sadly who is now pointing at Len with much excitement.

"Because you are a shota!"

"WHAT?"

"Exactly!"

"Miku-chan, that makes no sense at all! What aren't you telling me?" Len complained, and then Miku sighed, flipping her left pigtail behind her shoulder.

"Well, Len-kun, if you didn't know, xxKerii-tan's Incompatibility is going to be a…"

Miku spun once again, and flung her finger into Len's face.

"Oneshot collection!"

After building up so much suspense and energy, Miku suspected an incredible reaction from Len, but instead, only received his blank stare.

"Huh?" he said, and Miku pat him on the back.

"Silly, Len-kun! The author still has much she would like to write about! She just couldn't find the right time to fit it in…" Miku then sighed and walked away, Len following her.

"Like what? Like what?" he insisted, and she sighed once again, flipping her right pigtail this time over her shoulder.

"Well… She wanted to add in many more…'scenes' of you and Rin-chan…" she giggled, covering her mouth and Len's face turned from curious to apprehensive.

"…Like what?" he asked, sounding uncertain, and Miku laughed once again.

"Hahaha, something special and romantic… Something that will definitely get your heart beating~" she winked at Len and then he turned a certain shade of red.

"What! Why would she—"

"Len-kun! Don't tell me that you didn't know the author was a sucker for romance! She's writing it for all the people! All the people, Len! All the people who support twincest, that beautiful forbidden love; all the people who support Kagamine Rin and Len's heated, heart-beating, romantic love—"

"Miku-chan, shut up!" Len groaned, beginning to hit Miku constantly on the shoulder from embarrassment. Miku laughed and pushed him away, waving her hands back and forth.

"Well, Len-kun, you should thank her! She's doing this for you because she knows you wouldn't it yourself!" she winked at him and then Len pouted.

"How do you figure-?" he began but Miku cut him off, clasping her hands together and sighing.

"Aww, Len-kun, you're just too shy to do anything—"

"Like what?"

"Like…umm…" Miku smiled, holding her finger to her lips. "Sex!" she told him smiling, and he immediately turned red.

"WHAT?"

"Just kidding! This story is gonna remain T, much to the disappointment of the readers…" Miku sighed, shrugging and then pointing a finger at Len.

"But of course! The oneshots won't only revolve around you two, so don't worry!"

"Yes! Master shall write some amazing oneshots about me; so amazing they'd be worthy enough to be put in the New York Times!" Gakupo announced, wildly dancing into the room.

"Where did you come from?" Len cried out of shock as Gakupo waltzed over to the two.

"Yeah, and the New York Times?" Miku asked, and Gakupo sighed triumphantly.

"Why of course! The most popular newspaper in the world!"

"I second that."

"Well don't! We shall be famous all over the world!"

"Yeeeeeah, no."

"Well, Gakupo, why don't you go ask the author herself?" Miku asked out of curiosity, and Gakupo sighed dramatically.

"She says that getting these put into the New York Times would only prove more so that she doesn't have a life…" he told Miku and Len, who just stared at him interestingly.

"Uh, well, yeah." Len agreed simply, and Miku nodded her head, cupping her chin.

"Makes sense…" she said, glancing to the side, and then suddenly spreading her arms wide, knocking Len and Gakupo backwards, both of them falling to the floor with a yelp.

"Anyways! Look forward to oneshots about Rin and Len, Haku, more Gumi, and maybe possibly some incredibly random things Master wished she could have added but thought were just pointless fillers! Like this one!" Miku winked at the audience once again and then twirled on her foot expectantly, and then frantically waved her arm back and forth. "So see ya' next time!"

-Behind the Scenes- Intro: END-

A/N: Kerii-tan: So that was the intro, like a little preview, and what you can expect~ I hope you guys all look forward to the next chapter! :3
I'm just gonna say that reviewing is nice and I really appreciate it, hee hee. x3