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Muñoz Pictures and fictfan07 productions presents

The Fenton boy

The story starts at a prestigious university of the regions known as University of Toonpolis where the Toonpolis Badgermoles are having a great practice session of football and a famous veteran coach named Ozai was telling his team to do on the practices and then Zhao, a legend football player comes over, and says "Hey coach Ozai how are you doing?" Ozai just laughed at this and said to Zhao "If it isn't Zhao, why I am not surprised to you snooping around on my football field on the first day of practice." Zhao just replied, "Because you have a great football team; enough to win another championship trophy."

Ozai then says to Zhao "Is just like my old man used to tell me the only thing better than to have a smoked sea slug dinner is to have 5 smoked sea slug dinners ha ha." Then out from the dressing room to the football field came out a goofy looking waterboy named Danny Fenton (he is normal in here and none of his cool ghost powers). Then one of the Badgermoles players named Skulker says, "Hey there is the shit head." Danny Fenton was carrying some waterboy supplie like glasses and a variety of water. Danny serves out some water in a plastic glass and drinks it in a dorky way. Danny drinks the water and says "It's clean and cold, and that's what I call a high quality H2O." Then Skulker throws a football right to Danny's head and Danny feels pain from it and replies to them "On the head, very funny ha." The other players just keep laughing at him.

Zhao meanwhile speaks to Ozai and tells him, "Hey do you have any magic besides that legendary green notebook you have coach Ozai." Ozai grips tight to a green notebook and replies, "I may be have a couple of plays hidden somewhere on my sleeve". On the playing field, Danny Fenton works in the table classifying his water and then checks a note in the suggestions box where he reads the note coming from the team.

"Dear Waterboy: Why don't you eat crap and kill yourself.

Signed,

The team"

Danny says, "Well, that's not what I would call a constructive critic." Then out of the nowhere a football jock named Dash Baxter roughs him up with the water and says "Looks like you need a shower, stinky" Dash laughs at him, while Danny replies to him "Listen if you need to rough me up that bad do whatever you want just don't waste any water because that's bad policy." Dash then says "Okay then how about this." Dash punches him and dumps an empty bucket on top of Danny's head and the rest of the team continue on roughing him up like if he was their own punching bag, and coach Ozai has become angry about this so he calls one of his assistant coaches Mr. Lancer, "Hey Lancer what he is still doing here? I thought I told you to get rid of him last season." Mr. Lancer says to his boss "Yes you told me that but truly I don't thought it was for real, and besides he does a great job as waterboy."

Ozai replies to this angrily, "That kiddo is distracting my team; I mean 18 years of this is enough." Ozai then directs to the waterboy, "Hey waterboy." Danny Fenton says to him "Yes Mr. Coach, what can I do for you?" Ozai yells "YOU'RE FIREDD!" Danny then says "Okay."

Danny rides his tractor unhappily back to his home on the Fenton Bayou which happens to be on the countryside of Toonpolis. There his mom Maddie Fenton is making dinner and she hears the tractor and happily waits as her son Danny has come back home. Danny enters home and his mom gladly says "Danny Fenton, come give your mom a kiss?" Danny waves to his pet Rapidash and then gives his mom a peck. Danny then sadly says to his mom "Mom something bad happened to me today." Maddie takes out a sharp knife from her pocket and asks "Did someone hurt my boy? Who hurt you? I want you to tell your mom who hurt you." Danny then said, "No one hurt me mom, is just that I lost today my job as the water distribution engineer." Maddie said "Did you lost your job as water boy?" Danny answered "Yes."

Maddie says "These are the best news I have ever heard in a while. Now you can spend your days here in home where you belong." Danny then says "Yeah but I was just thinking that I could get another water boy job for another team around." Maddie then says "Don't raise your voice to me Danny Fenton." Danny Fenton says "I would not do that mom. I don't like the confrontations. I am an Aquarius" Maddie chuckled and asked to her son "Who told you was an Aquarius?" Danny responded to his mom "That girl Sam Manson." Maddie Fenton then said "Danny Fenton do you remember what your mom told you about those little girls?" Danny responded, "Yeah I do."

Flashback

A young Danny was in the kitchen with his mom Maddie and he was telling of the day he had. Young Danny "After that we want exploring in the forest for Caterpies and Kricketots. She was a nice person and her name was Sam." Maddie then just said, "I don't want you to associate with those girls anymore." Young Danny asked "Why not mom?" Maddie then said "Those little girls are the devil!"

End of Flashback

Danny then tried to explain this to his mom again, "Mom you need to understand that I am a water boy, team gets thirsty and is my duty to serve them water. I like to be the one who gives the water to them." His mom then says "Yeah and they like to beat you up just for the sake of it"; Maddie says "Danny the thing is that you lack what people call the social skills people don't understand what you're saying, that is why you have no friends except your mom and Rapidash."

Danny went to his room and watching wrestling hero El Grapadura to calm down his nerves; EL Grapadura on the tv screen "(translation Spanish to English) I promise this one thing Iroh that I will open up a can of whoopass on that jerkwad and I will make him return from his ghetto home he came from, and that is a promise." Iroh then says "Strong words from a strong luchador named El Grapadura, and now our next call is from our good friend in the bayou Danny Fenton." Danny Fenton then says in a mumbling way "Hello is it possible to talk to El Grapadura." The luchador then says "Claro que sí señor F." Danny then says in goofy way "Grapadura, I know that sometimes in your matches you get sweaty after performing in them or kicking some ass, and I was wondering about something"; Grapadura then says "Sí cual es el punto." Danny then finishes "If you would like to hire the services of an experienced waterboy like me." El Grapadura laughs a bit and asks if he is 12 or 13, then Danny says "I'm 25 years old." El Grapadura and Iroh burst into huge laughs by hearing that from him and mocking him that he was probably still a virgin. Danny then went to sleep trying to forget about today.

Read and Review. This is a movie parodyon "The Waterboy". I just hope don't get sued since this is one of the good comedy movies of the 90s. Tell me if I need to work better on this.