okay... this is some random thing that happened between my co-author and i... yes, these will all be RPs, but we'll add more people to keep it funky fresh... *shot*

as you can tell, [Maple] is Canada and [Awesome] is Prussia... i'll probably end up making France [The Father] or something...

ps - the Germancest thing is only if mein Bruder joins our merry little shinanigans~! plus, if their are any mistakes, just message me and i'll try to fix them.

[Maple] I'm preggers

[Awesome] - Uhhh…. THE FUCK?

[Awesome] That's it, I'm holding France hostage until you tell me what the bloody hell is going on. *coughthenillkillhimcough*

[Maple] N-not France! P-please P-Prussia! Don't hurt F-France….

[Awesome] What are you talking about? I'm "not" going to hurt him~ *evil smirk*

[Maple] B-but you said you would kill him. You can't kill "Papa".

[Awesome] - Riight, I "can't" kill him.

[Awesome] Wait….. "Papa"?

[Maple] But he's your friend~

[Maple] Can't kill a friend :D

[Maple] "Papa!"

[Awesome] Und…?

[Awesome] What's going on between you and France? C-Canada? Is there something you're not saying?

[Maple] I'll name the kid Alberta… if it's a girl :D Quebec… if it's a guy :D uhhhh nooooooo

[Awesome] He's SOOO dead now!

[Maple] Why would you kill your best friend 0-0

[Awesome] B-because! Th-the…

[Maple] Hmmmmmm?

[Awesome] Alberta und Quebec….

[Maple] Yes. So?

[Awesome] Canada… That's just creepy…

[Maple] Hmmmmmmm? Maybe Paris is another name to consider….

[Awesome] Only if it's a guy….. Wait! WHAT AM I- …. *shot*

[Awesome] Uuhh…. I need beer.

[Maple] I need maple syrup and waffles. Bleh! Cravings .

[Maple] Oh and you shouldn't tell France…. He doesn't know…

[Awesome] Fine. But that means free rent for the next…. 3 months.

[Maple] What?

[Awesome] Uuuhhhm… noothiing~

[Awesome] Sooo… uhh… how are yoouu?

[Maple] Hahaha I'm still naming France and my's kid Alberta or Paris.

[Awesome] Okay.

[Awesome] Now, about France… When are you planning to tell him?

[Maple] I don't know… When the time's right :D

[Maple] So like never.

[Awesome] Roughly 9 months from now?

[Awesome] He's gonna wanna know….. maybe

[Maple] Umm. More around six months…

[Maple] Maybe. Maybe not.

[Maple] I'll tell him when Alberta is five.

[Awesome] Why when she's 5?

[Maple] She'll be adorable and he can't be angry when he sees her face.

[Awesome] Really? You're gonna use the powers of adorableness?

[Maple] Yuppers! I mean who would want to actually just TELL France?

[Awesome] *raises hand*

[Maple] Okay. You can tell him for me! Thank you!

[Awesome] Aw sheisse…. Welp, better start putting on my armor.

[Maple] :D You're the best, Pru-chan!

[Awesome] I know… I know… Now just to call him over….

[Maple] Tell me how he reacts :D

[Awesome] …..

[Maple] :D

[Awesome] I think he's taking i- OH MEIN GO-!

[Maple] What happened? Are you okay?

[Awesome] SHEISSE! HOW DO- OH FU-!

[Maple] W-what's going on?

[Awesome] Canada… Lock your windows and doors and hide in the secret room that I sorta built in you basement….

[Maple] W-why?

[Awesome] Just do it….

[Maple] Is he coming over….

[Awesome] Yep

[Maple] I should get wine :D

[Awesome] You should get in the ficken basement.

[Maple] I'm in the basement now. But I left wine and roses upstairs.

[Awesome] Gut. Gut.

[Maple] Yes… So what happened?

[Awesome] I've been hugged to death and beyond.

[Maple] Oh god…

[Awesome] I'm only thinking about what's best.

[Maple] I'm… I'm going to go up and talk to him.

[Awesome] Be careful!

[Maple] I wil… AHHHHH

[Awesome] OH GOTT! I'M COMING OVER!

[Maple] I... I'm fine…

[Awesome] Better be….

[Awesome] Still coming over….

i forgot to mention! Prussia's like Canada's BFF... soo... yeah... this now makes sense... :D