Hi there! I am totally not evil bunny music box, but I am her very good friend. I lost my password so she kindly lets me put my fics on here. How nice of Bunny-chan! Call me Mr. Smee. I do not own Naruto, or Shonen Jump, but I do own Jiraya who is mine mine mine mine. I do not own any characters from Dead Or Alive and blah blah blah.

Chapter One

( A silent forest, the camera pans the forest and a girl of about 17 with auburn hair blue eyes and wearing boyish clothes is sitting near a fire with a boy of about 19. And another boy around the same age as the girl with a white rag on his head and a cool ninja outfit. The girl is named Aiko Yamanaka, she is Ino's older sister. The 19 year old boy is named Onimusha (ooc: who I do not own) and the boy who is also 17 is Hiroshi Haruno, Sakura's older brother)

Onimusha: Are you guys okay?

Aiko: distantly yeah sure.

Hiroshi: hmm…

Onimusha: Cause you guys didn't talk the whole hike up here, or through the whole hike.

( at this time, Aiko's eyes begin to tear up, and so do Hiroshi's, the screen goes white and apparently this is a flashback. A girl of about 5 (Aiko at 5) with her auburn hair tied back, and wearing boy clothes, is running with a skateboard underneath her arm, following her is a Five year old Hiroshi, who is wearing the rag on his head)

Aiko: COME ON hurry up, we have to get to Brad's house before my dad catches on to us!

Hiroshi: I'm moving as fast as I can, and I'm only a few steps behind you!

Aiko: A few steps can make all the distance so stop slowing me down and hurry up already!

(Hiroshi looks hurt and Aiko runs up to a normal house and rings the bell once, then twice, then about a million times and voices can be heard from inside the house.)

Mrs. Wong (Brad's mom): BRAD GET THE DOOR ALREADY.

Brad: Okay I'm moving as fast as I can!

Mrs. Wong: (answering the door) Aiko, Hiroshi, I wouldn't have ever guessed that you were here.

Aiko: Hi Mrs. Wong.

Hiroshi: We're here for Brad.

Brad: I'm ready let's go.

Aiko: Bye Mrs. Wong!

(The three continue running up to a steep hill, Aiko lays the skateboard down at the top of the hill and turns to the others to order them around.)

Aiko: Okay, you sit on the front of the board Hiroshi, and I'll sit in the middle, and Brad, you sit on the end.

Hiroshi: But if you're in the middle, won't we have a better chance of falling off then you?

Aiko: Exactly.

Brad: That's unfair you crap head.

Aiko: I'm not a crap head I think you confused me for you!

Hiroshi: you both are.

Aiko: So funny I forgot you smell like anchovies.

Hiroshi: Ew, anchovies.

Brad: I Hate anchovies.

(The three sit on the board and wait)

Aiko: Ready for lift off, whoever falls off first loses, and whoever stays on the longest wins!

Brad: duh.

Hiroshi: One, Two, Three….GO!

(the three push off with their hands and head down the hill at full speed, Aiko and Brad fall off and Hiroshi speeds down through the village, knocking over the town elders in Konoha and also the Third Hokage, he continues mowing down many people)

Aiko: Owch, you okay?

Brad: Yeah, where's Hiroshi?

Aiko: You mean, he didn't fall off?

Both: AHHH HOLD ON WE'LL SAVE YOU HIROSHI!1

Hiroshi: AHHHHH HELP MEEE…

Inner Hiroshi: CHA this is fun!

(After a long chase scene like in Scooby Doo, and after destroying some walls, they finally catch Hiroshi and breathe out a sigh of relief. Just then a voice from behind them causes them to turn around)

Inoichi Yamanaka : (Ino's dad for all the not so obsessed Naruto people)

Not so fast.

Aiko: DAMN IT!

NEXT TIME Trouble in Konoha, the Three weird Ninja kids!