Discliamer: I don't own Garfeild. 

Today I kicked Odie off the table.

I ate Jon's breakfast and lunch.

I tortured the mailman once again

And I tried to eat the fish.

I dream of lasagna all day long.

I yelled at the scale because it said I was fat.

So I sat on it.

It yelled at me some more.

It begged me to get off.

While I ignored it's pleads and calls

I look into the bathroom mirror and what do I see?

It is Garfield the cat.

Thanks for reading! Please R&R or else I'll kick you off the table!