I See
Disclaimer: I don't own this.
Prologue!
"Dang it Kakashi! You said these were C ranked criminals!" shouted a distressed blonde at his silver-haired sensei while he dodged an incoming flaming kunai.
"Maa, maa. What happened to my exuberant cute student," sighed Kakashi as he ducked under an incoming chakra-induced kick.
"He was killed by a FRICKING flaming kunai!" screamed said cute student as he punched his assailant in the face only for him to poof away.
Kakashi snatched a foot in midflight before carelessly throwing it away, towards a very angry Naruto.
Naruto who had just dodged yet another flaming kunai from his opponent turned just in time to see the flying body and get hit by it. "What the-GAH! Kakashi-sensei what the heck is wrong with you?"
"But I'm tiiired," whined the older shinobi as he sat down to read his little orange book "besides they're only about A ranked, you can handle it, ne?"
Apparently that was the right thing to say, for Naruto's cerulean eyes lit up in determination. Slinging the once airborne body from him, directly into a tree, Naruto grinned, "Alright, let's do this!"
BATTLE!
It had been about five minutes when Kakashi decided to check on his blonde student, looking around he found two enemy nin already knocked out and two still fighting. "Hurry up, would you, this ground is," started Kakashi as he crumpled up his eye in disgust, "lumpy."
Blues eyes glanced his way in exasperation before replying, "Well maybe if you, I dunno, HELPED me you wouldn't be uncomfortable."
"Ano… nope I'm good, carry on," remarked the former ANBU as he made a 'shu shu' motion with his hands. He then promptly returned to reading, giggling perversely every few seconds, "Oh Kenji you sly dog…"
Naruto huffed before turning back to his battle and grabbing and slinging a leg, yes the leg of that same poor ninja, into another tree. This knocked out the nin for good this time, hopefully. "What is with that guy," questioned the whiskered youth as he glimpsed at the fallen body.
"Brat, don't get distracted," sneered the other enemy as he finished a jutsu that was now heading straight for Naruto.
"Huh," the boy intoned before dodging the incoming attack. Suddenly he was struck with another jutsu from behind, looks like he wasn't knocked out for good, sending him a few feet forward. His confused cobalt eyes blinked twice before sending the offending ninja a questioning look. "Um…was that supposed to hurt?"
"Lumpy ground, Naruto, lumpy ground" scolded the cyclops sensei.
"Right," replied the blonde before appearing behind the resilient nin, grabbing his leg and then chuckling darkly.
"REALLY? COME ON!" screeched the unfortunate nin as he went flying through the air and slammed directly into his accomplice.
Naruto watched with rapt attention as the nin laid sprawled out over his comrade.
Biting his lower lip in anticipation his azure eyes twinkled when the nin's finger twitched.
Suddenly the enemy nin was tied up, along with his three comrades, as a silver-gravity defying-haired man appeared behind him.
"Ahh, Sensei I wanted to throw him again," whined Naruto with a pout.
Kakashi just eye-smiled, "You were taking too long."
Rolling his blue eyes, the blonde sighed, "Fine, can we just go home now, I'm starving."
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AN: Hey, this is my first story. So hopefully it was ok so far...is everyone okay after reading this? No deaths cause of its awfulness?
No? Good.
So basically crack so far...probably will be the rest of the way *shrugs* don't really know.
Review. Don't review. Scream. Eat ice cream.
Just do what cha want. Kay ba-bye for now.