Disclaimer- I do not own Kingdom hearts 1 or 2...nor any of it's characters...
Warning- Yaoi,oh yaoi! And if you haven't played Kingdom hearts 2...then there might be spoilers
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"Yo my homies!I'm chillin' with my home boys in da darkness,yo!"
"Umm...ya,Riku...Are ya feelin' ok?"
"Sora,stop talking like that. Your making me horny!"
"I'm Wakka retard,ya!"
"GO AWAY!LEAVE ME ALONE!" gags
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I saw Sora in the shower...
So I joined him...
We 'did' it...
Goh it was the hottest thing I've done in weeks...
Other than that time Sora let me tie him up to the bed post...
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I spied on Sora and Kairi the other day...
Kairi was totally hitting on him...Then she kissed him...
I was all like...OH NO YOU DIDN'T SISTA!
So I jumped down from my hiding spot and stabbed her...
Her head blew off...Hahaha...Like in the movies...
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"I remember that fight with Roxas..."
"It was hott..."
"Ya know...Roxas didn't really say 'Shut up' to me after I lost that one fight..."
"...He actually said...'Fuck me hard and I will scream like a little sissy and moan like a whore'..."
"I was like...'Ok'...He was pretty good..."
"Riku!How could you!I thought you loved me?"
"I do,Sora...Your tight ass..."
"Oh...Ok...Is that good?"
"Yes..."
"Yay!Riku loves me!"
hehehehe...
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Does anyone else watch soap opera's when there bored?
Me,Sora and Kairi made up are own...
It goes like this...
'Sora walks in his room but stops seeing a naked Riku laying on his bed'
"Riku!What are you doing here!"
"Oh,Sora...You know why I'm here..."
"Oh,Riku...What would we do if Kairi catches us?"
"Umm...Who cares!"
-starts hot sex seen-
'Kairi walked in the room right when Sora and Riku finish up'
"Huh!Sora?Riku?W-what are you doing?Sora how could you cheat on me?"
"I...I...I-I...I ..."
"Ah!"
"Ooh..."
"WHAHH!"
"Huh..."
"Shit..."
"No!"
"Why?"
"Ahhh"
"Ohhhhh..."
"Crap..."
"Are we finished yet?"
"Ya I'm hungry..."
"Ok lets go..."
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Have you ever masturbated while walking through the mall...?
It's fun...
Like one of those gay clowns that work at children's birthday parties...
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I'm emo...an emo bitch...
Emo emo bitch-idy bitch bitch...
I should turn that into a song...
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I should also write down ways to kill Kairi...
like...Have Wakka model in a tiny poka-dot bikini for her...
No...She'd like that...
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I think Sora's been watching too much of that porno I let him barrow...
I mean...He'll even call me his bitch...But...He's my bitch...
My fine ass bitch! Ahaha!
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HelloI'mRikuandIhateyouallandhopeyoualldieexceptallmyhoe'sandbitches!
Hahaha!Try and read that!
You can?
Crap...
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"Riku...I think you need some help..."
"No,Kairi...You need some help..."
"I'm Cloud dammit!"
"FUCK IT I DONT CARE!"'
"sorry..."
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Hahahahaa!Boobies!
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"What If I told you I was a French Cowboy?"
"I'd say you were pretty screwed up..."
"Then...I'm a Sweetish Cowboy!"
"You are seriously screwed up..."
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Hahahahaa!Penis!
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Hi hi! Hope you liked it! I wonder if it's too short...hmm? I dun know...
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