My name is Evelyn Three.

I'm 19 years old.

I'm unmarried.

I'm a freshman in college.

And I'm screwed.

"Mom? Mom, I need to tell you something."

"Can it wait, honey? I've got a meeting soon." Typical. Putting me off, even when it's important.

"No, Mom, it can't wait. It's really big, and important, and I need you to listen to me for once!"

"Evelyn, I can't talk. Please, could it wait an hour or so?" No, no it can't. Please listen, just for once. Please.

"...I'm pregnant, Mom."

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