9 10 SHES BACK AGAIN
(toshiro walks out of his room after just waking up yawns and rubs his eye then sees a girl on a laptop writing a fan fic called 1 2 Fiona's coming for you)
Fiona: hay shiro baby just finished my fan fic wanna read
Toshiro: you put yourself in it
Fiona: yep…makes it scary
Toshiro: WHY AM I IN LOVE WITH ICHIGO
Fiona: it's a fan fic…your bi so I thought I'd make you bi in here as well
Toshiro: why is my grandma a bitch and not accepting of me…she loves me being bi
Fiona: every story needs a bitch
Toshiro: that's what you're for
Fiona: awwww thank you
Toshiro: so you're finished
Fiona: yep that means more shiro time
Toshiro: *blushes and kisses Fiona* I love you
Fiona: shut up bitch I know….sex now
Toshiro: nop you ruined it
Fiona: shit…how about now
Toshiro: no im not in the mood I just got up
Fiona:….you'd do it with kusaka wouldn't you
Toshiro: what…SHUT UP HE WAS A GOOD MAN AND YOU HADE CENTRAL 46 KILL HIM
Fiona: he was gonna kill you as if I'd allow that
Toshiro: I loved him
Fiona: he didn't love you…but I do
Toshiro: I hate you
Fiona: love you too babe…um shiro…am I attractive
Toshiro: yes you are why do ask
Fiona: out of all the girls in bleach…I mean here…why do you love me…im evil
Toshiro: no you're not I know it's only an act…I won't tell
Fiona: stupid kid
Toshiro: *looks sad* you…you don't mean that do you
Fiona: isn't it ok for me to call you kid…you know I joke around like that
Toshiro: well ok but don't say it in front of the others
Fiona: only king
Toshiro: witch king
Fiona: king king you know of hell…Crowley…Fergus
Toshiro: red eyes demon
Fiona: yeah him
Toshiro: umm ok I guess you can say it in front of him
Fiona:…he loves you too you know
Toshiro: I know…but he's a transvestite…and king of hell…I'll never feel comfortable around him
Fiona: transvestites are awesome *sings sweet transvestite*
Toshiro: *applause* your voice is amazing
Fiona: oi…shut up
Toshiro: any way the king is an ass hole
Fiona: you and him have the same troubled past…he just went into a dark evil way…you save people he kills them…except he knows his mum...sold him to a pig farm when he was 3 days old…evil bitch
Toshiro: I thought she was a witch
Fiona: she is…a witch that lives in the kings seal he torchers her
Toshiro: I feel bad…no mother should sell their child and no child should torcher his mother
Fiona: she's a witch…he's a demon…naaa it's all good
Toshiro: oh my god…oh crap im late
Fiona: going to see tony
Toshiro: who is tony?
Fiona: your grandma
Toshiro: no im seeing her tomorrow
Fiona: shizuka
Toshiro: what who's that
Fiona: woops wrong dimension…that's right she only exists in one dimension…never mind who are you late to see
Toshiro: Karin *runs out*
Fiona: Karin…KARIN THAT BITCH *eyes go lime green* there is already a world where there together and i don't want another one
*5 hours later*
Toshiro: *walks in bleeding and with tears in his eye* Karin told me to go to hell and then said she didn't want to be friends any more…then she attacked me as soon as I grabbed her hand
Fiona: that bitch
Toshiro: *looks mad at Fiona* she also said that call I gave her was inappropriate and sounded like I wanted to rape her
Fiona: ohhhhhhhhhh fuck
Toshiro: now Fiona what did you do today…BESIDE MAKING ME LOSE A FRIEND
Fiona: she was a threat…I called her so you can spend more time with me…and no other woman
Toshiro: SHE WAS A FRIEND NOT A THREAT
Fiona: oh you love her
Toshiro: I LOVE YOU AND ONLY YOU
Fiona: no you don't I've been in every dimension and no of you love me your either with a man or a women…or a girl that only exists in one world…fuck you Jane fuck you shizuka and fuck you sakura
Toshiro: well those are other me's not the me here…and im lucky because I have you all to my self
Fiona: WELL….you have to shear me with Crowley and retsu…yes im banging her too
Toshiro: fine but I get you more
Fiona: yes…I'll tell Karin I called her in your voice and it'll all be back to normal…that's a lie nothing is normal here its god damn anime
Toshiro: what no it isn't this is real
Fiona:…..yeah yeah yeah yes yes yes it is I was just demon talking to my self…sex now
Toshiro: im still mad at you
Fiona:….sooooooo yes
Toshiro: *blushes* yes
Fiona: HELL YEAH BITCHES…if your all expecting king to show up he's not…he said no to this so screw him ok
Toshiro: hurry up before I change my mind
Fiona: oh keep your pants on…actually no take them off now…oh shit…no perverts go away…ITS THE END IDIOTS GO AWAY NOW
THE END