Hey, guys! I'm Beyond, and this is my first Fanfiction I actually decided to write. Yeah, I have like fifty million ideas but I never wrote any.

ANYWAYS, I'll get on with the story. Thank you RabidOtakuGirl for helping me come up with the idea while on the phone.

Rabid: WELCOME!

Disclaimer: Beyond no own Hetalia. Yet.

BTW- NOT historically accurate!

Chapter 1: You want me to WHAT?

China sighed as he sat on his porch outside his house. Ever since WW2 ended, he'd been bored out of his mind and Korea wouldn't stop bothering him.

All of a sudden, his phone rang. Assuming it was Korea freaking out because he somehow thought that China didn't "love" him anymore, he answered with a sharp, "What now, aru?"

"China?" he heard an English accent ask. Whoops. "I need you help. An experiment went wrong and I really need you help."

China felt a pulse of excitement. Finally, something to do not Korea related.

"Sure, England, aru. Where should I go?"

"Just come to my house. Thanks, China, I owe you one," and with that, China heard a dull click.

China got up ad went to his car and drove to England's house as fast as he possibly could. He wasn't very used to driving since he didn't have to really drive anywhere really.

Once he arrived, he was greeted by a frantic Englishman that looked very uneasy. "China! I'm glad you're here. Follow me inside."

"Okay, aru."

Once he got inside, he was met with 3 yelling, screaming and very hyper 5 year olds, As he looked at them more closely, he saw they were Russia, America and France. Oh gosh.

"I know what you're thinking," England said before China had time to walk out, "mu experiment went wrong when I was trying to create a cure for illnesses around the world. Somehow, there three got in here and the spell backfired. They got turned into 5 year olds, and if we don't find a cure soon, we'll have to raise them all over again." His face went dark with horror. It looked like he didn't wasn't to raise America. Again.

"What do you want me to do, aru?"

"Can you watch there three while I try to reverse the spell?"

China stiffened. "You want me to WHAT, aru?"