Heeeey Tony and Sashaat your Service! Bringing our first collab story, btw sorry if our English is not so good but we try to make it understandable. This is a story based on the series of comic au made by Cargdoodles in tumblr, If you don´t know what we are talking about go check it, cuz it's amazing, all our inspiration comes from those illustrations.

Disclaimer we do not own any of the characters or names from Tolkien

It was the start of October and the weather was getting colder in Rivendell, autumn was one of the most beautiful seasons in there with all the leaves falling and all kinds of reddish colors in the landscape. Kili loved cold weather, he actually liked the idea of spending all day in his bed under some nice blankets and watching tv or reading comic books, he was in his bed right now starting to wake up after several hours of sleeping. While he was being brought to actual conscience he started realizing that sleeping in just some thin boxers was a really bad idea, although he liked feeling cold he didn't want to die from freaking hypothermia so he got up still groggy and put on some sweatpants a hoodie, why did he even slept like that in the middle of October? That wasn't really something clever to do but again yesterday night he wasn't in all his senses he didn't even remember when or how he went to bed.

Last night was fun he did remember that, his brother Fili and cousin Gimli and some friends got together to try to make sushi, after several failed attempts to make the rolls they decided to order some pizza and beer and ended in them stealing some good wines from one of his friends dad Thranduil, playing jenga, and doing their best in more than five rounds of kings in which Legolas and Tauriel kept winning thanks to their almighty senses and apparently better ability to hold their liquor. It was after some of them getting to dance on the kitchen counter that started to get kinda blurry for Kili. And now he was there freezing to death and in the need of a big fat mug of freshly made coffee and a cigarette, he mentally cursed himself when he didn't remember where the pack was.

So he got out from his room, and headed to the kitchen, the corridor between the rooms and the little kitchen was filled with rubber ducks spread all over the floor and some shelves where they usually kept books, he had no idea where did all of those came from and when, well he knew they weren't there before yesterday's gathering.

After getting some warm coffee, which he considered was addicted to it since he started college, he went to the living room, his brother was there in the couch looking at his cellphone with his feet resting on a little table in front of him, some ducks also in there. How many were them? He looked at him and smiled.

"Hey there, sleeping beauty" he teased him.

Kili sat next to him and started pulling his hair into a bun when he realized something was odd for him, something was missing. After some thinking he realized it.

"Where is Tauriel?" he asked Fili

Fili gave him a surprised look "I thought she was with you" he could read his brother's confused look just perfectly "Apparently she wasn't, maybe she went home with Leg"

But Kili was already running to his room to get his cellphone, WOW 12pm he had really slept in a lot a missed all morning. He also missed some calls from Tauriel and a text.

U still sleeping right? Came home early cuz I had to write this paper for my anatomy class, wanted to tell you but you already passed out…

Love? He answered

Finally awake?

Yep, sorry

Np. I just found that one of the ducks your brother stole on my purse.

So that was the reason the ducks were on his house, he made a mental note to ask his brother for the ulterior motives of bringing an army of plastic farm animals to their place, but he knew deeply inside that it was just his brother being randomly idiotic like he also was.

No way, that's why the others are so sad! The must miss their little bro. You, duck kidnaper!

Maybe I need a payment for the safety of this little guy… nah I'll try to bring it latter to you apartment ok? Going back to work in my paper, see you later Love.

Later, don't overdo it!

When he was finally back at the living room Fili was waiting for him, "So, you found her?"

"Yes she was home making homework all of this time"

Fili gave him a nod also happy where knowing where she was.

It was a weird relationship the three of them had if you asked anyone, but they loved each other, for them it was never a thing of sharing, they didn't own anyone, it was a thing of loving every moment the three of them would have together, loving the moments they had with her by their own, and also the fact that they were brothers, they were close so they could see what each other liked and loved so much about her, they usually went out together and obviously there was some brotherly competition from time to time but they enjoyed it all. It wasn't easy to say who was closer to her because they were close to her in different ways and they liked how each of them complemented the other.

"Check this out" Fili said giving his cellphone to his brother with a satisfaction grin in his face.

Kili took it, it was an instagram photo at the account they shared in which you could see his uncle Thorin Oakenshield talking in a really close way to their friend and English teacher Mr. Baggins. They looked absolutely cute and also very interested in each other.

Fili and Kili also known in the internet as Fee&Kee got famous because of some random vine series they did that got viral that included them being the mischievous idiots they were, recreating some scenes from The Road to El Dorado, and casual but hilarious reaction to movies. Eventually they opened a you tube account where they would publish videos of them in their apartment that they called House Durin, some video games, pranks between them, and a lot of stuff they did while they were procrastinating their duties in the office where they worked for his uncle Thorin. They had already got several fans in vine, YouTube and they were getting bigger on instagram. When they saw the fans were so interested in their uncle, especially girls they started posting more photos of him, he didn't knew about it thankfully, they would be dead if he did. But nothing like the photo that Fili posted that morning, fans actually loved the idea of Thorin and Bilbo as a couple.

The photo already had 7183 likes.

AN: So that is all for our first chapter, we were thinking to make it from different POVs so you will see a lot from some of the characters. We are sorry if you don't like some part, specially the rubber ducks part, but it's actually a real story that happened in one of our dorms. We apologize if you don't like the idea of the consuming alcohol or cigarettes (Kili is kinda inspired in our brother so he smokes and drinks lots of coffee). We again apologize for our English. And we thank Cargsdoodles for her amazing job and ideas and support, and the genius samconbeat who kinda gave us the idea of the vines. Go check them up on Tumblr now!