- The Blog of Magnus Bane -
Chapter 1
Disclaimer: We don't own The Mortal Instruments.
Welcome to my fantastic blog! I had Isabelle set this up for me so I could entertain you all with my crazy antics.
Anyway, I am the high warlock of Brooklyn. I've been alive for quite some time and that's as much as we need to go into that subject...
So, as you may know, Jace, Alexander, and Isabelle were at some club, fighting demons and what not. Then, this cute little redhead named Clary Fray came along and BOOM! She's a Shadowhunter? Say what?
LOL. No, I knew all along so in their faces.
She's been living at the Institute for four months now with the Lightwood's. She's such a doll! Polite, gorgeous, and brave.
Alexander couldn't care less about the poor girl.
Isabelle on the other hand is quite excited about her new "sister". Clary has been manhandled and violated so much...
And, Jace. Oh, Jace. That hunk of a Herondale... I've noticed how awkward he's been getting when Clary's around. He just stands there, plays with his hands, and never looks at her directly. Weird. Seems like someone's got a little tiny microscopic HUGE crush.
On to more important things.
Alexander Gideon Lightwood is amazing.
Who said that? Oh, Chairman Meow, always wanting to type your feelings for people. How cute.
And, no, I'm not just saying that my cat is the one who typed it because I don't want Alexander to know my true feelings. No.
My cat enjoys keyboards.
Heh. Keyboard cat.
That reminds of a conversation I had with Jace earlier today:
I was watching Keyboard Cat on the Internet, when someone rang the bell from downstairs. I got up and asked who it was.
"Who is it?"
"It's...Jace," came the reply.
I rang him up without responding. Now, what on Earth would Jace be doing here? He isn't that fond of me. Nor I of him.
Moments later, Jace was in my apartment. His blonde hair was frayed - heh. Fray...ed - all around his angular face.
I sat in a chair across from the sofa, holding Chairman Meow much like Cee Lo Green used to do on 'The Voice'. I wonder if I looked like some sort of evil genius mastermind...
Jace sat down on the sofa, rubbing his knees nervously. "Hey, Magnus. I wanted to ask you a question..."
"You came all the way here to ask me a question?" I was surprised. He usually just portals here... Or gets Clary to make one for him, rather.
"Yeah," he said quickly. "I was...uh...wondering if Clary ever talks about me."
I took a deep breath, but heard music coming from my computer. I turned my head a little to the side. The cat was STILL going. Why is this so entertaining?
"Magnus!"
I was snapped out of my trance. "Oh, right. Clary does say some things about you."
"Really? What does she say?"
"...My mother told me not to say those kinds of words."
Jace practically face-palmed himself when he put his head in his hands. He sighed very loudly and longingly. Then, he sighed again.
And again.
And again.
"What do you want from me!?"
He looked up at me. His eyes were holding a mischievous glint, as did his trademark smirk. "Oh, nothing, Magnus. I just want to know if you've told Alec yet."
...Say what?
"Uhm. What? I don't know what you're talking about."
"But you do," Jace said. "And if you don't help me get closer to Clary, Alec will know of your little cru-"
"OKAAY. Okay," I interrupted. "Sheesh. I'll help you, alright?"
Jace just smiled and stood up. "Kay. Bye."
Then he left.
So, here I am. With a keyboard piano thing. Trying to get my cat to play like the one on YouTube.
I definitely have a life.
Alexander can't know anything. Not about my undying love for him. Or my insane obsession with the Internet. Although, that one might be kind of obvious...
But, anyway. How am I supposed to get Jace and Clary together? Usually Jace has no problem with flirting or getting the girl. He really is whipped.
LIKE WHIPPED CREAM.
Again, Chairman? Why...?
First thing's first: come up with a cool code name.
Clary+Jace... Hmm.
Jary? Jerry? Man, that sounds like a terrible name. Or half of an ice cream brand...
Hey, everyone! It's Jary! Aren't they the cutest couple?!
...no.
CLACE! That's it.
This is Mission Clace-able. You know? Like Mission Impossible. But I used Clace instead.
I'll shut up now.
-Magnus x
A/N: Well. This shall be fun.
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Here's the dealio: This is an AU. Clary and Jace aren't in love. Magnus and Alec aren't and adorable couple. Yet. But you'll have to wait for that to happen.
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