A Plot
Basic Overview: Try to find one. I dare you.
Disclaimer: regdaxecagbdtseb. I own nothing, except perhaps the keyboard I just face-planted into a couple times.
The Marauders were sitting in the Gryffindor common room.
Well, the Marauders except for Peter, because The Author doesn't particularly like him.
Wait.
You've never met The Author, have you?
Well, The Author is this wonderful being who writes these wonderful tales about...well, about whatever the heck The Author wants.
The Author is all-powerful in the realm of The Author's stories, and therefore The Author can do whatever The Author wants to do in stories written by The Author.
The Author has all sorts of incredible tools which are fun to use (including plot devices) in stories written by The Author.
However, there is a catch.
The Author must create a setting, characters, and plot (including a beginning, middle, and end) to create a story that readers will enjoy.
That is what all those fun tools are for.
But, on one particular Monday morning before school, The Author was feeling very lazy and very loopy.
So, The Author decided to break many of those rules.
Instead, The Author just wrote whatever came to the mind of The Author and didn't worry about how good it was.
The Author sincerely hopes you enjoy this story.