A Quick short funny story about Hannah Montana
"You get the best of both worlds," sang Hannah Montana,
"Chill out, take it slow; then you rock out the show. You get the best of both worlds, mix it all together and you get the best of both worlds." She belted out.
"Hey Miley, err I mean Hannah. You rocked the house down today" said Lilly (Miley's bestfriend) excitedly.
"Mmm OMG I'm so sick of being someone I'm not" Miley yelled.
"C'mon bud, lets talk in your dressing room" advised Miley' s dad Robbie Rae.
At home Miley got really annoying.
" Geez someone's a little bit angry today" teased her brother Jackson.
"Shut up loser." Miley yelled as she shot Jackson in the head with her pistol.
"Thank you so much Mils. I was meaning to kill him but hadn't got round to doing it" thanked Robby Rae.
"Now people Hannah's got problems" said Miley.
"Fire away bud." Replied Robbie.
Miley shot her gun at the plant but accidentally hit the guard
Lilly and her father watched her stunned.
"Dan flabbit you little….." started Robbie.
"Mr Stuart remember your anger management for loser's class" advised Lilly.
"Right everybody I've got some fab news. I'm going to quit being Miley. When I'm going on stage next I'll…" But she couldn't finish.
"Miss Hannah Montana report the stage now" announced a loud voice.
"Ok here I go" As she ran on the stage.
"Ok hey everyone, right now I would sing some gay song. But I don't want to. I'm sick and tired of pretending someone who I'm not" Miley said, as she pulled off her wig.
The whole audience gasped.
"OMG she's Miley Stuart!!! We hate you Hannah Montana" said one ex-fan
"No please don't leave. Umm. This is the life, hold on tight oh yea and this is the dream" she sung
"Its all I see. My names not really Miley I'm Hannah Montana believe me! No no don't leave" yelled Miley err Hannah.
"Ok Paris Hilton are you happy now I know you hated me. My career is like totally over, its over burrito" cried Miley.
"Yey thanks biatch. Now your career is going down the dunny and mine is rocking hot!"
And slowly Hannah raised the gun to her head and pulled the trigger.
BANG Miley dropped to the ground dead
The bullet bounced off her head and then killed Lilly.
A DOUBLE BANGER!!!
A few months later. At Miley and Lilly's funeral
They where mourning and shovelling the dirt onto the coffins.
Then Robbie Rae falls in.
No one sees because they are all cryisg.
Robbie Rae gets buried alive!!!