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Invader Zim

It's Not Your Fault GIR POV

Summary: Big-headed boy why? Why did you take Master away from me? Oneshot. Also in Zim's POV with the roles reversed.

A/N: Tiny little thing really. Don't flame me please! This is legal!

Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim. If I said I did, I'd be sued by Nickelodeon/Viacom and be in jail. I don't want that to happen which is why this is here.

Master, what are you doing? Why did you jump? Why does Big-headed boy have your laser-shooty-thingy? Why did you jump in front of me? Why did Big-head run? I'm scared Master.

Master, what's that green syrup? It looks like waffle syrup except green. Master, do you want waffles? I can get you waffles. I can get you all the waffles you could eat! If only you would get up.

Why are you telling me to leave Master? Run? Run where? Why do I have to leave you? Rule number 1, always go with Master. Leave? You're leaving? You're leaving me all alone? Minimoose and the Computer too? Why?

Wha-friends? I-I was your friend? More than a "piece of junk?" Yes I knew I wasn't "advanced." Huh? You say I am? How? I have a personality? Does it hurt? You're laughing. That makes me happy. So I can feel? I am better than any working SIR? Aw, Master! You hugged back? I love you Master! Huh? Why did you fall down? Why are your eyes closed? Do you need a tiquito?

Master, get up so I can make you waffles. Master? Master? Please wake up! I don't want to be alone! Please! We were friends! I want to watch the Scary Monkey Show with you! I want you to get me tacos again! I want to help take over Earth! I want to rule the Moon while you rule Earth! I want to make you a cake! I want the tall people to be proud of you! Please wake up! Stop spilling green juice! Come back Master! Come back!

Minimoose, Computer? No, go without me. Why not? No! Leave me alone! Go please! Take piggy, take the waffles, take the tacos, just go! I want to stay with Master! Goodbye. They're gone. In the Cruiser. I'm alone. Alone with Master. Rule number 2, loyalty, remain loyal. I'm here Master.

We're alone again Master. Please talk to me! Wait, you're not moving. You're chest isn't making that thump-thump noise. I don't hear the wind in your chest. You left. You left me alone.

Big-headed boy, why? Why did you take Master away from me? I'm all alone. I want Master back. Please!

Master looks still. Peaceful, like in those movies where someone...leaves forever. Master's gone forever. I'll be alone forever. Help me Master. Where are you? You must be somewhere? Up in the sky like those people on TV? Can I be with you? I want to.

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Rule number 1, always go with Master.

Bye Piggy.

GIR activated his self-destruct and returned to his one and only Master.

A/N: YESH! GIR angst! I'm happy and I hope I pulled this off! Don't care much for reviews, I just do this to beat the monotone of everyday life. In my opinion, the mind is much more interesting than I dunno…politics.