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This was just a little role play thing that me and GazmRules came up with and I'm posting it on Fanfiction. She's posting it on DeviantArt for those of you who are on it also. I know it is under the Invader Zim category but it is a mixture of Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Warriors, and Invader Zim. I apologize if it gets confusing.
Chapter one
Characters: Starlight Comet-Gaz, Jayfeather, Lionblaze Purple, Dib, Hades, Athena, and Zeus. GazmRules-Poseidon, Percy, Annabeth, Gir, Zim, Graystripe, Firestar, Red.
Athena *glares angrily*: POSIDON!
Poseidon: *looks up from...whatever he was eating* What now? did someone get a crumb on your throne? *sneering*
Percy: DAD! stop!
Poseidon: *ignors his son and glares at Athena*
*Jayfeather pauses in speaking to Firestar*: did you feel something? it felt like the Earth shook...
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Athena *stamps her foot*: Posidon get your stupid saltwater butt down here right now!
*earth shakes violently*
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Jayfeather: THERE IT WAS AGAIN!
Firestar: is it a prophecy?
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Poseidon: IM RIGHT HERE! what, did you get a crumb in your eye too? in case you havent noticed, WE'RE ON OLIMPUS!
Percy/Annabeth: *sighs and shakes head*
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Graystripe: Firestar! Jayfeather! did you guys feel the earth shake like that!
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Poseidon: *slams the non-pointy end of his trident on the ground making the earth shake*
Jayfeather: i don't think it's a prophecy. i think starclan is mad though...*glances up at the sky eve though he is blind* i wonder what they are mad at.
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Athena: OH, YOU THINK YOUR SO GREAT JUST BECAUSE YOU SLAMMED YOUR TRIDENT? WELL, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU SEAWEED-BRAIN: JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A POINTY STICK DOESN'T MAKE YOU A HIGHER GOD! *takes a deep breath* anyway, that is not what i wanted to disscus with you.
Athena *turns to Percy and Annabeth*: Leave us. you need not hear our conversation.
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Jayfeather *still staring at the sky*: Hmmmmmmmmmm...
Poseidon: yes, Percy. Anthena is too terrified to have two demigods in the same room as hr when Zeus, Hades, Hera, or anyone other them me arent around. *glares at Anthena again.* and Percy, i dont think you and Annabeth should like each other.
Percy/Annabeth: *blushing* WE'RE ONLY FRIENDS!
Poseidon: GO.
Percy/Annabeth: *leave*
Poseidon: now what is you wanted now, goddess of wise a**?
Athena: Posidon, just shut yor damn mouth and listen. I actually wanted to tell you that Hades informed me that he wants to come to the Summer Soltice instead of the Winter one.
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Gaz: plays GS* DIB!
Dib: What?
Gaz: I hate you.
Poseidon: and you had YELL at me, just to tell me that? Zeus is lord of all gods, why dont you tell him.
A/N: sense ur the one copying and pasting this for FanFiction, you can put the real 'a**' word there. i just dont like typing it, because if my mom see's it...well, lets just say it wouldnt be pretty.
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Zim and Gir suddenly break down Dib's door.
Gir: THE DOOR CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOUL!
Zim: GIR! shut up!
Athena *color faintly rises to her cheeks*: because...i felt like it! AND YES I HAD TO YELL AT YOU! IT'S FUN!
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Dib: *screams like a girl* NO! CHARLIE THE UNICORN!
Gaz: *glares* Shut up, Dib.
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Jayfeather: *still stares at sky*
Lionblaze: Um...Jayfeather?
Jayfeather: !
Poeidon: *thinks for a second.* YOU LIKE ZEUS! ohhhh, and if Hera finds out! oh, i hope that happens soon! XP
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Zim: Charlie the what?
Gir: BIG AND RICH! WELL I WALK INTO THE ROOM, PASSIN OUT 100 DOLLAR BILLS AND KILLS AND IT THRILL LIKE THE HORNS ON MY-
Zim: GIR SHUT UP!
Athena *glares furiously*: NO I DON'T! HE'S NOT ThE ONE I LIKE! I LIKE YO-UM...YO-YOS! YEAH, I LIKE YO-YOS!
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Dib *sings taylo swift*: Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone i'll be...*trails off as everyone looks at him* WHAT? i can't like Taylor Swift? what's so wrong about it?
Gaz: um, everything dude.
Poseidon: yeah. and Percy likes Yams. i know for a fact, you dont like yo-yos, just like Percy hates yams.
FLASHBACK!...Anthna is playing with a yo-yo, when the string gets stuck on her finger, and she cant get it off for about an hour, and then she ends up punching herslf in the eye when the string came lose*
END OF FLASHBACK!
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Percy: i really hate yams...*shudders*
Annabeth: dont forget the peas. *shudders*
Percy: i dont have to pee...?
Annabeth: I MEANT THE FOOD, SEA-WEED BRAIN!
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Zim: who's taylor swift?
Gir: i say can you remember sittin there by the water, you put your arms around me for the first time-
Zim: GIR SHUT UP!
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Graystripe: Jayfeather?
Jayfeather: I said shut-up! I feel something different in the air...
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Athena: Posidon that was all i wanted to tell you. now LEAVE! wait. how do you know i don't like yo-yos?
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GAZ: Gir, how do you know Taylor Swift?
Dib: duh, how do you not know her? I HATE THAT STUPID OLD PICK-UP TRUCK YU NEVER LET ME DRIVE-
Gaz: DIB SHUT THE HELL UP!
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Jayfeather: *nods* yes, i see...
Lionblaze: *glances at Firestar and Graystripe* He sees?
Athena: why did you just have a flashback? and why were you watching me? wait...ohhhhh...yeah now i remember.
FLASHBACK:
Athena: I am better at yo-yos then you!
Posidon: prove it!
Athena: fine i will!
END OF FLASHBACK!
Poseidon: sense when are you one of the Big Three? last time i checked, Me, Zeus, and Hades are the Big Three, not you. and besides, i was walking by with Amphitrite when you hit yourself witht he yo-yo.
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Gir: I KNOW EVERYONE!
Zim: GIR, SHUT UP!
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Graystripe: i dunno...
Athena: Shut UP you saltwater covered idiot! *stomps her foot and walks out the door* *sees Annabeth and Percy holding hands and standing far to close for her liking* ANNABETH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SPAWN OF THAT ARROGANT SEA BRAIN?
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Jayfeather: *shakes head* NO, they don't know...*nods* I see...
Lionblaze: WHAT DOES HE SEE?
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Dib: YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS-
GAZ: NO NOT MILEY CYRUS! *punches Dib untill he's unconsious* much better.
Annabeth: *jumps* Mom! i...i...i was getting cold! he was just being a good frind and trying to warm me up!
Percy: *face red* uh...yeah! i...i would NEVER think about LIKING one of your daughters! Annabeth is just a friend!
Poseidon: *yelling from the throne room* IM NOT AN ARROGANT SEA BRAIN, AND NEAITHER IS MY SON!
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Graystripe: JAYFEATHER! EARTH TO JAYFEATHER! COME IN, JAYFEATHER!
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Zim: THE EARTH SHOOK LIKE A POODLE!
Gir: I LIKE POODLES!
Athena *glaring at Percy and Annabeth* *when she spoke again her voice was low and cold* Do not insult my intelengence child. it is the middle of summer and it is only cold in the Underworld.
Hades: *yells from the UnderWorld* Hey! it's actually warm down here Wise girl!
Athena: *ignors Hades* i know there is something going on between you two and so does the fish back there. *points to the throne room where Posidon was*
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Jayfeather: *still staring at the sky* *gasps* no! really? *nods* yes, i see...
Lionblaze: WHAT. DOES. HE. SEE?
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Gaz: a poodle? really?
Dib: It's a party in the U.S.A!
Gaz: DIDN'T I JUST BEAT YOU UP FOR SINGING MILEY CYRUS?
Dib: NOW I PUT MY HANDS UP TO PLAY MY SONG, THE BUTTERFLIES FLY AWAY! *puts hands up* NODDING MY HEAD LIKE YEAH *nods head* MOVING MY HIPS LIKE YEAH! *moves hips* NOW I PUT MY HANDS UP TO PLAY MY SONG YOU KNOW I'M GONNA BE OKAY! YEAAAAH! IT'S A PARTY IN THE U.S.A!
Gaz: *grabs baseball bat and starts hitting Dib over the head with it* DON'T EVER SING MILEY CYRUS AGAIN!
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Hades: *alone on his throne* LONLEY! I'M SO LONLEY! I HAVE NOBODY! I'M ON MY OWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN!
Poseidon: *yells to Hades* SHUT UP! I CAN HERE YOU FROM HERE!
Percy: *to Athena* me? mock you? i would never do such a thing!
Annabeth: give it up, Seaweed Brain. this is the goddesss of WISDOM.
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Graystripe: can i tackle him?
Firestar: no. now Jayfeather. WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU SEEING?
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Zim: WHO THE HECK IS MILY CIRUS?
Hades: *sings louder* I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LONLEY!
Athena: *grabs Annabeth's hand* We are leaving.
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Jayfeather: *shakes head and looks at Graystripe, Firestar, and Lionblaze* What?
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Dib: MILEY CYRUS IS-
Gaz: a **.
Dib: SAYS YOU!
Poseidon: SHUT THE HECK UP, HADES!
percy: =( *thinking: annabeth go byebye!*
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Graystripe: *eye twiches*
Firestar: so...WHAT THE HECK DID YOU SEE!
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Zim: TELL ME WHO THIS WEIRD PERSON IS!
Gir: SHES A POTATO!
Hades: *sings even louder untill the roofs of his palace started to crumble* I'M SO LONELY!1 YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS POSEIDON THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A VOICE AS GOOD AS MINE!
Athena: *struggles with Annabeth* NO MATTER HOW CUTE HE IS YOU CAN'T BE WITH HIM!
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Jayfeather: what ar you talking about Firestar? i can't see...
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Dib: *all bloody from Gaz's beating* MILEY CYRUS IS THE BESTEST FEMALE EVER!
Gaz: no she's not.
Dib: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT BECAUSE SHE HAS A BETTER VOICE THEN YOU AND IS A POTATO!
Gaz: what?
Dib: POATOES!
Gaz: you sound like Gir. SHUT UP ALEADY!
Poseidon: THERE'S NOTHING TO BE JEALOUS OF!
Annabeth: MOM! please! he's just so cute!
Percy: all i want is to SIT by her!
Poseidon: no, because i dont want you by her eaither.
Percy: c'mon! im not going doing anything messes up!
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Firestar: you stared at the sky and talked to that stuff. you said 'i see' to the clouds.
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Zim: did anyone feel the ground shake?
Gir: i think so...
Hades: YES THERE IS! YOU'RE JEALOUS OF MY INCREDIBLY HANDSOMLY GOOD LOOKS! AND MY VOICE!
Athena: NO ANNABETH! i forbid you to ever speak with that... THING again! now come on! *drahs Annabeth out the door leaving Percy alone*
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Jayfeather: *looks skeptical* no, i didn't. that is kinda stupid, Firestar. i mean, no offense, but why would i say 'i see' if i'm BLIND?
Lionblaze: THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT YOU THISTLE-BRIAN!
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Dib: HIS FAVORITE COLOR'S GRREN! HE LOVE'S TO AGRUE, BORN ON THE SEVENTEENTH! HIS SISTER'S BEAUTIFUL, HE'S HAS HIS FATHER'S EYES. AND IF YOU ASK ME IF I LOVE HIM, I'D LIE...
Gaz: *blinks* um...remind me again WHY are you singing about how you love a GUY?
Poseidon: *to Hades* I LOOK WAY BETTER THEN YOU EVER WILL! *to Athena* AND MY SON ISNT THAT BAD!
Percy: She took Annabeth!
Annabeht: MOM! let me go! im onld enough to make my own choices!
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Firestar: *sigh* what did Starclan tell you?
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Gir: BECAUSE HE LOVES THE BOYS!
Zim: anyone know why the Earth shook...?
Hades: NO YOU'RE NOT!
Anthena: *calls back to Poseidon even though she left the throne room* SHUT UP POSEIDON! *turns to Annabeth* Annabeth, i know you are old enough to make your own decisions. it's just...he's a son of Poseidon and i just don't trust him with my children. But, *sigh* i trust you enough. so you may continue seeing him. *hugs Annabeth*
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Jayfeather: Starclan didn't tell me anything...
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Dib: NO I DON'T!
Gaz: i felt the Earth shake...
Poseidon: *to Hades* WHY DONT YOU COME UP HERE AND TELL ME THAT TO MY FACE? *to Athena* AND WHO SAID I EVER LISTEN TO YOU?
Annabeth: mom...cant...breathe...
Percy: Dad, please stop yelling. you're making the Earth shake.
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Firestar: THEN WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO, AND WHY WERE YOU LOOKING AT THE SKY!
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Gir: BOY LOVER! DIBBY IS A BOY LOVER!
Zim: so im not the only one! ...it just shook again! WHO DARES MAKE THE EARTH SHAKE WHILE I, THE MIGHTY ZIIIMM, IS ON IT!
Athena: SHUT UP YOU SEA BRAIN! *lets go of Annabeth* But you WILL NOT under ANY circumstances get into bed with him do you understand me young lady?
Jayfeather: *shakes head* i think you all are hearing things. and seeing things too. are you sure you're not sick?
Lionblaze: JAYFEATHER WE'RE NOT SICK!
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Dib/Gaz: *stare at Zim*
Dib: what...?
Poseidon: and are you brave enough to come and say that to my face, Athena?
Annabeth: MOM! thats gross! im only seventeen!
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Firestar: FOR STAR-CLANS SAKE, JAYFEATHER! WHY DID THE EARTH SHAKE?
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Zim: the earth keeps shaking. NO ONE CHAKES THE EARTH WHEN IM HERE, BECAUSE I WANNA BLOW IT UP, NOT HAVE BE SHAKEN TO DEATH!
Gir: im gonnin home, gonna load my shot-gun, wait by the door and light a-
Zim: GIR, SHUT UP!
Athena: OF COURSE I'M BRAVE ENOUGH TO SAY IT TO YOUR UGLY FACE YOU IDIOT! *turns to Annabeth* that fact that you're seventeen makes the possibility of it all the more serious.
Hades: *does a tap-dance* ATHENA YOU ROCK! HE IS AN UGLY IDIOT! !
Persephone: Shut up would you?
Jayfeather: I DON'T KNOW! FOR STARCLAN'S SAKE LEAVE ME ALONE! *turns and stalks away to the medicine cat den*
Lionblaze: what the heck is his problem?
Dib: I COULD TELL YOU, HES FAVORITE COLOR'S GREEN. HE LOVES TO ARGUE, BORN ON THE SEVENTEENTH. HIS SISTER'S BEAUTIFUL, HE HAS HIS FATHER'S EYES-
Gaz: DON'T START SINGING THAT AGAIN DIB!
Poseidon:*to Hades* AT LEAST I DIDNT HAVE TO FORCE MY WIFE TO MARRY ME! *to Athena: AND YOU SHUT YOUR UGLY FACE!
Annabeth: mom, i swear on the River Styx i wont d anything messed up -or in a bed- with Percy...until im older.
Poseidon: YOU WONT BE DOING ANYTHING MESSED UP WITH MY SON!
Percy: DAD!
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Firestar: *shakes his head and walks over to the lake. a huge wave starts rushng toward him. he blinked blankly at it. it got closer.* ! *the wave crashed on him, then he exploded. then he appeared alive and confused on poseidon's tridet.* OMG! HUGE TWO-LEG!
Poseidon: what the heck is a cat doing on my Trident?
Zim: ...did anyone here a scream? or anything like that for the past...few time units?
Gir: I HEARD LOUD PEOPLE CALL EACH OTHER UGLY! and so sad, loud person singing-yelling "IM SO LONELY!" and some one calling someone 'SeaBRain' really loud!
Zim: why would someone call someone 'see brain'?
Athena: fine.
Hades: HEY! YOU TAKE THAT BACK POSEIDON!
Athena: *yells to Hades* SHUT UP HADES! GOD, YOU ARE SO ANNOYING!
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*jayfeather and Lionblaze run up to Firestar who is still on Poseidon's trident*
Lionblaze: IT'S A TWOLEG!
Jayfeather: i think we've established that, Lionblaze.
Lionblaze: IT'S A TWOLEG!
Jayfeather: SHUT UP!
Lionblaze: IT'S A TWOLEG!
Jayfeather: *rolls eyes*
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Gaz: *arguing with Zim and Gir about somethingcompletely unimportant*
Dib: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! did you guys hear that?
Gaz: hear what?
*loud booming sound and then "SHUT UP HADES!"*
Dib: *looks at Zim, Gaz, and Gir* did anyone else hear that?
Poseidon: wow. never thought i would see the day you listen to me, Athena. *to Hades* NO! YOU CANT DENY THE TRUTH, HADES! YOU HAD TO FORCE YOUR OWN WIFE TO MARRY YOU!
Firestar: *to Poseidon* how do i know what you're saying?
Poseidon: Get. off. my. trident. NOW.
Firestar: whats a trident.
Poseidon: GET OFF MY TRIDENT, YOU STUPID CAT! *shakes Firestar off his trident*
Graystripe: *finds Lionblaze, Firestar, and Jayfeather. see Poseidon shaking Firestar off his pointy stick* RAWR! *attacks Posidon's face*
Poseidon: ACK!
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Zim: whats a hades?
Gir: is it a hate tees?
Zim: SHUT UP GIR!
Lionblaze: THUNDERCLAN, *the whole of thunderclan suddenly pops up* ATTACK! *jumps at Poseidon and all the other cats attack*
Jayfeather: *stares at the sky* *nods* yes...i see...
Lionblaze: JAYFEATHER! WHAT THE HECK DO YOU SEE?
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Athena: do you hear that?
*hades randomly pops up*
Hades: hear what?
Athena: i dunno. it sounds like Poseidon is getting attacked by cats...
Hades: *listens* *hears a bunch of screaming and meowing* oh it's okay. cat's are great with him.
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Lionblaze: FOR THUNDERCLAN! *claws the heck out of Poseidon's face with Graystripe*
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Dib: how could someone hate tees?
Gaz: wow. you are so stupid.
Dib: what?
Gaz: it's HADES! not HATE TEES! god. you are such an idiot.
Dib: who's Hades?
Gaz: *blinks at Dib* He's the boogyman.
Dib: ! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *runs and hides under the covers*
Gaz: that never gets old.
Poseidon: YOU STUPID CATS! GET OFF ME! I CANT REACH MY TRIDENT!
Graystripe: TAKE THAT, YOU STUPID TWO LEG!
Poseidon: I DONT KNOW WHAT A TWO LEG IS! GET OFF ME!
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Zim: anyone hear a bunch of cats attacking someone? and who's Hades?
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Poseidon: I HATE CATS! ACK! STOP THAT! OW! STOP IT! OWWW! HEY, THATS MY EYE! BACK OFF, BEFORE I SHOW MY TRUE FORM!
Graystriipe: YOU'RE A TWO LEG! YOU'RE ALREADY IN YOUR TRUE FORM!
Athena: *looks worried* but isn't he allergic to cats?
Hades: *blinks*
Athena: you don't care do you?
Hades? not really.
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Lionblaze: WHY ARE YOU HEAR YOU HORRIBLE, ROTTEN, MOUSE-BRAINED, BAGER-FACED PIECE OF FOX-DUNG?
Jayfeather: *licks his chest fur thoughtfully* i wonder where my stick is...
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Dib: HADES IS THE BOOGEYMAN!
Gaz: *sighs*
Poseidon: *sneezes loudly* SOMEONE GET THESE CATS OFF ME!
Graystripe: WE'RE NOT JUST CATS! WE'RE WARRIORS!
Poseidon: I DONT CARE!
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Gir: SOMEONE BEING ATTACKED BY KITTY CATS!
Zim: gir...
Gir: YEs?
Zim: SHUT UP!
that is the end of chapter one. Let me know what you think and if you want me to continue. Thanks! XP