Dear Diary,
It's weird that you are the only one I can actually talk to about my problems and boy do I have a lot of them. Before I start, why does everyone hate me? I get why at school, I mean I'm ugly and that's all there is to it but I'm beautiful on the inside but of course no one ever notices, and I guess they never will either. That's just at school! What about when I get home? My family has no morals or ethics and I know I should accept them but COME ON! Brian's in love with my mom, Chris is an idiot who insists he has a monkey in his closet (probably doing drugs or something) and I'm pretty sure Stewie's head should not be shaped like a football. I even think I heard him talking about world domination yesterday, but that's impossible! He probably picked up the words from Brian or something. Don't even get me started on my dad. He gets drunk every night and abuses me constantly, how is that legal? I mean, seriously! With all the things he does with his drunken pack that are illegal you'd think he'd be in jail, but nooo he just gets to walk away because one of his friends is a cop. Maybe I should become a cop so that when I get older people will have to listen to me. Wait, I can see it! Those popular ******* will be drunk driving and guess who'll get to lock them away? Loser Meg that's who. This might actually work! No more 'Loser Meg' or "Mega-Loser" I'll work for my country and show everyone- I can't wait.