A/N I know this has been done thousands of times before but I wanted to try it. If you can't understand the text talk please tell me and I'll translate.


Skulduggery~Skulman

Valkyrie~kickarse

Flecther~coolhair

Caelan~Ilovevalkyrie

Tanith~swordlady

Ghastly~Tailor

Sanguine~texas

China~revengeissweet

Skulman logged on

Kickarse logged on

Swordlady logged on

Skulman: Valkyrie there is something we need 2 talk bout

Kickarse: Wat?

Swordlady: We need 2 talk bout ur bf C. (best friend Caelan)

Kickarse: Wat bout him?

Skulman: We dt u should c him all

Kickarse: y not

Swordlady: Val hes a vamp

Kickarse: So?

Coolhair logged on

Coolhair: wat u guys txting bout

Skulman: nothing

Texas logged on

Coolhair logged off on the account he needed to fix his hair.

Texas: ello love'y lady

Swordlady: Oh god

Swordlady logged off

Texas logged off on the account to stalk Swordlady.

Kickarse: poor tanith

Tailor logged on

Tailor: What are you guys talking about?

Kickarse: sanguine stalking tanith

Tailor: He's WHAT!

Tailor logged off on the account to go and kill Texas

Skulman: I better stop him

Skulman logged off to help Tailor kill texas

Ilovevalkyrie logged on

Kickarse: Hi Caelan

Ilovevalkyrie: Hi val hows things

Kickarse: good wbu?

Ilovevalkyrie: no im missing u when can I c u?

Kickarse: Soon I promise

Revengeissweet logged on.

Revengeissweet: Well well wats happning here?

Kickarse: nothing

Ilovevalkerie: nothing

Revengeissweet: Sure…

Kickarse logged off

Ilovevalkyrie logged off

Revengeissweet: Oh well…

Revengeissweet logged off


A/N Please review if I should continue. Any mistakes are most likely on purpose. I didn't do any text typos for Ghastly because I don't think he would do any!