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Orochimaru's Therapy
Orochimaru had been getting therapy for a good seven months now. Things had progressed very slowly. Very, very slowly. We join him now at one of his sessions.
"Say it." said a balding middle aged man.
"No." Orochimaru grumbled.
"Say it!" Orochimaru sighed.
"I will not rape little children anymore." he said quickly.
"The whole thing." the man said, let's call him Dr. Bob. Orochimaru growled.
"I will not rape little boy children anymore."
"The whole thing. Loud enough for the people in the back to hear you."
"There aren't any people in the back." Orochimaru snapped.
"Yes there is. The sound subordinates...and Sasuke." Dr. Bob said happily.
"I will set you ablaze." Orochimaru growled. (Tai: I like this line...)
"You can't, this is live telovision." Dr. Bob smirked, "Now that that is established, say the whole thing."
"I will not rape little boy children anymore...especilly..." Orochimaru growled.
"The whole thing Orochimaru." Dr. Bob smirked.
"Iwillnotrapelittleboychildrenanymore,especiallySasuke." Orochimaru said very quickly.
"Clearly Orochimaru, and so the people in the back can hear you."
"I swear, if this wasn't live telovision I would kil you...a long, slow, painful death..."
"Just say it and I'll let you go!" Dr. Bob snapped.
"I. Will. Not. Rape. Little. Boy. Children. Anymore. Especially. Sasuke." Orochimaru growled. A shout of joy was heard from behind the window.
"Ok, your done. Five million yen please." Dr. Bob said joyfully.
"Ok, screw telovision! You die now!" Orochimaru shouted, pulling out a gun and shooting Dr. Bob in the head.
Suddenly, instead of Dr. Bob sitting dead in the chair it was...Kabuto!
"K-kabuto? A-are you...okay...?" Orochimaru stuttered.
"He's dead you idiot! You killed him! It's your fault! It's all your fault!" A random person shouted.
"No, my bitch! My fuckable little bitch! I killed him!" Orochimaru shouted, before killing himself as well.
Kabuto walked into the office, shrugged, and walked out.
Morel of the story: Don't shoot your therapists because they might turn out to be your bitch in disguise, who's really not dead in the first place and you might commit suicide for no real reason whatsoever.
Owari
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