Jack: I can't believe I won a holiday as a replacement spy of Solid Snake that is copied to be like Shadow Moses and It even has colonel Campbell!

(On the codec one month later) Campbell: Snake do you remember that shoddy built tanker two years ago

Snake: Yes of course you idiot

Campbell: Right Are you in the Big Fat shell yet?

Snake: Yes just shut up!

Campbell: Ha, well I never! Anyway I think we should change your code-name.

Snake: Why, am I not good enough to have Solid Snake's code-name!?

Campbell: Never mind, we'll change it to eeerrrrrrrrrm eerrm Raiden.

Raiden: Raiden? Strange code-name.

Campbell: Okay we need to rescue president ponse-son before the terrorists can launch the nuke, and I hear it's also full of puke!

Raiden: A nuke full of puke?

Campbell: A nuke full of Puke

Raiden: A nuke full of puke!

Campbell: Now it's my turn to say shut up SHUT UP! By the way the president is located in strut B

Raiden: Maybe I'll just get on with the mission.