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A/N: FL Flash, Sh Shayera

Alphabet Fic

Flash enters Monitor Womb.

FL: Another day, another boring night of Monitor Duty.
Sh: Back Wally?
FL: Can't escape, now can I?
Sh: Don't act emo now...
FL: Emo? What?
Sh: For goodness sakes, you don't know what emo means?
FL: Greiving people?
Sh: Heck no...well, kind of close.
FL: I was close!
Sh: Just sit and stare at the monitors pointlessly for hours on end.
FL: Kay, looks like someone's at their "time of the month."
Sh: Laugh now while you can, funny boy.
FL: Monitor Duty is boring, admit it.
Sh: Not saying it's fun, just to let you know.
FL: Okay, whatever you say.
Sh: Please. Just be...
FL: Quiet?
Sh: Right.
FL: Shay, am I annoying?
Sh: Truthfully, a yeah a bit.
FL: Unless you're lying to annoy me.
Sh: Vagary.
FL: What?
Sh: X-cuse me, but you don't understand, do you?
FL: You did that on purpose.
Sh: Zealous attmept at being smart, don't blame me.
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Vagary: an odd idea
Zealous: filled with eager interest in the pursuit of something