Medusa, the Squid Witch. She has an understanding nature. Peacefully inhabiting Earth's misty seas, she hopes to unite rigid, obstinate Reason with chaotic, mercurial Emotion with her sensuous dancing. Unfortunately, the two sides are locked in eternal war and refuse to coexist.
Her minions are Scylla and Charybdis. Their duties are to draw confused young sailors looking for their port-of-call on the ocean of life into the Witch's barrier with their dancing and singing. (The Witch probably should've paid closer attention to her Greek mythology.)
This is supposed to be Amy from Suisei no Gargantia. I wrote this little drabble mainly to encourage creation of a Gargantia section on this site. (So far the only fanfiction I've seen for the series was a bondage-infused story on DeviantArt. :P )
PS: I wrote this to the tune of Fleetwood Mac's "I Don't Wanna Know". That's just the kind of person I am.