Disclaimer: Don't own anything but the scenario, which I probably don't own either.
This will be a three chapter drabble. 100 words in each chapter for the twins and their newfound affection. If I get bored I may make more chapters.
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The twins watched as Malfoy stalked off towards the dungeons. Crabbe and Goyle trailed behind him, glaring back every now and then.
"Gee, Fred. I think Malfoy just told me to go fuck myself."
"How do you think you're gonna manage that, George?"
"I dunno. I don't think two of me exist."
"We could always look around and try to find another you."
"That would take too long… I know! Why don't you pretend to be me?"
"Do I look enough like you to do that?"
"I'm better looking, but you'll do."
"Then shall we get to it?"
"Yes, let's."