Edited 7/9/12
So, after a recommendation and some consideration I re-did the first chapter to 100 words. And it was a work out! So this is the new chapter one. Let me know what you think, honestly :)
I love the idea of Hinata being innocently sexy and giving boys nose bleeds. This is my first attempt at a drabble so lets see how it works.
and plot? pshhhh, its a loosely based plot. Don't expect the answer to life in this. Just fluff, cleavage, and nosebleeds.
Hope you enjoy! Its my first Naruto and AU. So give me ideas of how to improve, it helps.
~Honey Beeze
Disclaimer: I read somewhere (probably someone other persons disclaimer) that we technically don't have to put up disclaimers. So this will be my first and only reminder that I do not own Naruto and its characters. So there.
"Why are we here, dickless?" The three men sat uncomfortable in Cafe K.
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"
"Just watch," Sasuke grunted.
"Hinata," She glanced up and saw Kakashi pointing underneath a table.
"Mind getting that?" She nodded, dropped down and reached for a pen, giving a glimpse of her ruffled bloomers and soft thighs. Naruto crashed to the floor with a grunt, Sasuke cupped his bloody nose, and Sai stared in a daze. She brought her fist to her mouth, pressing her breast together and over her neckline. Sasuke's head whipped back and fell.
"Kakashi!"
"Ah, that's why," Sai smiled.