A/N:
Inspired by a 3-way chat between two of my friends and myself, I have written a fic, using what we were saying.
Disclaimer: I is own nothing.
Dedication: To Dyeh and Kawatta-chan!
Kyo sat on the front door step of Shigure's house. He gagged on some of the spit he had in his mouth. At that moment, Shigure ran outside, crying hysterically. Kyo noticed him and gave a weird look. Shigure pounced.
"Hiya!" He said randomly, "Nice to see ya!"
"What the hell?"
Shigure later informed Kyo that he bit people. But not too hard, incase it hurt. Then, Haru turned up. No one knew why. He just did. That silly cow!
"Biting!" He called, when he noticed that Shigure was currently biting Kyo's left middle finger. The one with a broken finger nail!
"Guess what!" Shigure said excitedly, once everyone was calm.
"What, chickens?" Asked Haru.
"Eggs?" Asked Kyo.
"CHIKURKEYS!" Yelled Haru, because he had secretly hit the nail. Shigure nodded and gasped.
"Haru… is a mind reader!" He yelled. Kyo gasped and yelled, because he liked doing that. There was a lot of gasping and chitter chatter of the mid reading abilities that Hgaru had picked up randomly.
"I thank the chickurkeys of America!" He cried at the tree beside Kyo's hip, "Yay!"
"I like Kureno," Shigure stated, "It makes me want to stab something"
"Please don't…" Haru mumbled, watching the time from Shigure's left ball sack. If he even owned any!
"I suddenly have the urge to murder someone…" Kyo sighed as he looked at a bird in a tree, "Maybe that's why!"
Haru's eye twitched and he shoed to bird away.
"No! Haru! I am now dying and rolling on the floor!"
"How can you do both?" Haru asked Kyo is a questionable fashion. At this point, Shigure was eating popcorn.
"I don't know!" Kyo yelled, "Because I said so!"
Kyo sniffled and grabbed a promotional Yuki key ring he found on the floor and started sticking pins through it's crotch. He laughed hysterically at the sight. Haru and Shigure exchanged glances.
"This popcorn has BLOOD on it!" Shigure cried, throwing some at Kyo and Haru.
"Gimme!" Yelled Kyo, as he liked the taste of blood. Woo!
"Think of the cabbits!" Haru chocked out between tears that came from nowhere, "For Akito's sake! The cabbits!"
"No thanks" Kyo mumbled, mauling his lollipop with his tongue.
"Reading rules!" Shigure squeaked, before running off quickly to write a word of his master novel and return. That silly Shigure!
Shigure came back and had a nice conversation with Haru. Kyo sat and watched, for he wasn't one to talk.
"I just realized chickurkey sounds like a country," Kyo said, "Yay"
"I feel superior for unknown reasons towards ducks"
Haru and Kyo stared at Shigure, Lord of Ducks.
Shigure stared back.
The day ended with Haru wondering what was going on, Kyo getting kicked off the playstation and Shigure wondering if Yuki went well with BBQ sauce…
A/N:
Well… that was… interesting?