Author's Note: Okay, let me give you the run down: The Autobots have somehow developed an organic mode that allows them to become human anytime they want. They also recently saved the Emperor of Japan from an evil group of terrorists. To show them gratitude, the Emperor invited them to visit Japan and to stay at the Mt. Fuji Hotel and Spa Resort. And now our story begins when the Autobots, I mean the Auto Men, arrived at the hotel one afternoon after a long bus ride.

"Whoa. This is a spa? Looks more like a palace to me." Bumble Bee said with awe. "Yeah." Optimus added.

The building was about three stories and it had a Feudal Japan Era vibe.

"The craftsmanship is incredible." Prowl said, admiring the architecture of the building. They see a long line of women in sea green kimonos on each side of the entrance.

"Hey Sari, are all these women here for the spa too?"

"Actually Bulkhead, they work here and they're welcoming us."

"Itashimashite."

"What?" Bumble Bee turned to Prowl for an answer.

"They said welcome."

"How did you know that?"

"When I'm not fighting Decepticons or admiring nature I study some of Earth's languages and cultures."

"And where was I?" He scratched his head.

"Playing video games."

"Come on guys, the sooner we get inside, the sooner we hit the spa."

She said picking up her bags.

"Right, Auto Men, let's roll out."

As they walk toward the entrance door, some of the girls were giggling. Bulkhead and Bumble Bee smiled back.

"You know little buddy, for human females, they're kind of cute."

"I'll say."

Sari gave Bulkhead and Bumble Bee the cold glare.

"What did I do?" He said, never before has Sari gave him that look. As soon as they stepped inside, a hostess with long black hair wearing a Sakura Hair Ornament and a pink kimono was standing before them.

"Itashimashite, you must be the Sumdac Party."

"That's right; Sari plus five guests."

"I am Keiko, the manager of this establishmet. Let my staff show you where you'll be staying."

"Domo."

"Sari that wasn't very nice."

Prowl tapped on Bulkhead's shoulder getting his attention.

"Domo means thank you."

"Oh, nevermind."

"Here are your keys. Be sure to come by at the Tatami Room for dinner."

Keiko handed each of them a key to their rooms.

"Will do."

After they got their keys, the gang headed upstairs to check in. Bumble Bee found his and pushed the slide door open.

"Whoa, nice room." He said as Bumble Bee stepped inside.

"I am definately going to enjoy this."

Suddenly he heard someone's footsteps behind him. It was just like in one of those martial arts movies he saw. Bumble Bee turned around quickly to see who the intruder was. But it was really...

"Sari?"

"Bumble Bee?"

"What are you doing here in my room?"

"But this is my room."

They both check their room keys and each others.

"Oh snap."

Then there was a loud crash, followed by Prowl yelling.

"BULKHEAD!"