Disclaimer:

I know a bit about Invader Zim…enough to get me through...to a point…I hardly watch the show anymore do the fact that I can never catch it when it's on grr shakesfist

So...this is my little and SHORT (maybe) story on a character I made up…more then likely it wont go anywhere...if anyone likes it I will continue the rest of this page...if not well..i will just...submit another fanfic...plz..PLZ! I want you to be as honest as you can be...I don't care if you make me cry...criticize me till my squeedly spooch no longer functions...XD...so ermm...I'm going now

Note: I do not own Invader Zim...if I did...I wouldn't be making this fanfic...but it belongs to Jhonen Vasquez, great great man I might add...he is brilliant, and some other company like Nickelodeon...

Dak was not an invader. His ship was stolen from another invader, so it was in the best condition it could be.

"Now Dak, remember to keep Zim in line, we don't need another planet invaded and blown to smithereens." The leader had said. All the members of the IRAtT were marked with a black, blue, purple, green, and yellow stripe down the middle of their pak.

"He's been there for 10 years…you know how much of a screw up he is, I am damn glad the Tallest sent him away…crazy insane psychopath." Dak got into his ship.

"Recite your mission and duties"

"My mission is to keep Zim in line and under surveillance if possible. My Duties are to send information on my progress every month, choose a disguise, befriend a human, and if ever necessary, destroy Zim and his base."

"Good." And with that Dak closed the ships lens and took off for earth.

-Authors Note-

Yes I do realize that they don't sound like Zim…or other Irkins. Why? Because this is my story and I make them sound how I wanna besides…they aren't normal invaders, so therefore they don't talk like them and I will get to Dak's Irkin color when he's on earth

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7 Months Later

Daks large purple eyes gazed out the one-way window. He watched all of the little children play. He walked back to the table and did his monthly report. "Computer!"

"Yes Dak?" the computer responded.

"What have you discovered about this 'Dib-Beast'?"

"He has a very large head do to the size of his brain. His brain waves are higher then that of a normal teenaged boy. He is a "geek" and a "nerd". His father is Prof. Membrain. His sister is Gaz who is currently still in junior high. Did I mention his head was big?"

"Yes computer you did." He looked around the kitchen and looked at the clock. He then took of his pak very gently and slowly. It came of with a hiss and a click. "my parental units will be home within the hour. As long as they think I am human and that you are just a program I hardwired into the house, my cover up shall be successful. And I hopefully won't have to use these mind control chips that I was so wonderfully given by my superiors." Dak put his contacts and his wig back on. He then squeezed his watch and he looked like an ordinary human worm monkey.

"Prepare to go to standby?" The computer uttered.

"No, go to stand by after you have told my units where I have gone, show me a map of how to get to this 'Dib'." A holoscreen appeared in front of him showing him a map. "good, yell my units that I have gone over to meet a new friend and I shall be back before 9 o'clock and that I will be up for my first day of skool." Dak put his pak back on, then downloaded the map into his watch, and left the house.