Kurama's Hopeless Christmas Eve
KOTBF: Okay, into humor and have a holiday spirit nowadays? READ THIS!!!! R&R PLEASE!!! NO FLAMERS!!!!!!!
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Kurama was handed some lights and he barely held balance on the unsteady ladder. When he had hold of the lights, and the wall, and began to string them on the gutter.
"You okay up there Suuichi?" Shiori called from below.
"Sure," he mumbled sarcastically. "I'm fine mother," he called louder.
"Good, because you need to help me decorate the rest of the home, including the tree!"
Kurama jumped down from the ladder and stared into the seemingly endless house. "Hello?" he called as an echo came out of the shadows.
" . . . hello . . . hello . . . hello . . . hello . . ." the house walls called back. Kurama nodded in disappointment and returned up the ladder.
The ladder fought back to Kurama's weight, and soon as we all knew it, Kurama was falling, as he looked down at the icy driveway. Kurama covered his eyes, know this one would hurt in the morning.
But a strange dark figure picked him out of the air and dragged him through the sky. But this time is was not Hiei.
"AH!!!!!!! LEGGO OF ME YOU ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kurama screamed.
"Naw, master will be much pleased with master's boyfriend returned."
"Boy . . . friend . . .?" Kurama looked at the demon with surprise.
They soon arrived at a gloomy castle high above the Spirit World. The demon dragged Kurama in by his foot, and Kurama was obviously given in.
"My lord, your man has been returned." The demon held up Kurama by his leg, and Kurama was ready to bite him with everything he had, but gasped when he saw the 'master' lurk out of the shadows and hug the crap out of Kurama.
The master screamed in delight. "AH!!!! MY CHRISTMAS WISHES CAME TRUE!!!! YOU'VE RETURNED KURAMA!!!!!"
" . . . can't . . . breathe . . ." Kurama choked out.
The figure gently set Kurama down. "Oh, sorry."
Kurama couldn't help but stare at the 'master's' glassy purple eyes as they shimmered in delight. "Karasu. . . send me home now." Kurama firmly ordered.
Karasu grinned. Then started cracking up. "Ah, my love, the day has just begun!!!" Karasu grabbed Kurama by the waist and held him close, then threw him onto a bed in another room. Karasu cackled in delight as he slowly unbuttoned his shirt, seducing Kurama.
'OMG! It's the NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!!!' Kurama screamed in his thoughts.
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"Hello, is Suuichi there Mrs. Minamino?" Kuwabara asked Shiori as he waltzed into the home.
"No, in fact I have no clue where he is, he WAS hanging lights. . ."
Little did Shiori and Kuwabaka know that deep within the cold grasps of Karasu, Kurama screams in agony.
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"HEY!! Give him back to us!! YOU HEAR ME!!!" Yusuke yelled at a guard in front of Karasu's lair. Another scream was heard up in the highest tower.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! THAT'S MY DICK, YOU DICK!!!!!!!"
Yusuke stared up confused at the tower, and decided to go airborne. Hiei had accompanied Yusuke and jumped shortly after him. The guard yawned and flipped a switch on the wall. An electric barrier stopped the two from going any higher, and they hit what seemed a brick wall and an electric fence a the same time, hundreds of volts streaming through their bodies, leaving Yusuke unconscious, and Hiei severely wounded.
"Damn you . . . whoever you are . . . give him BACK!!!!" Hiei yelled up towards the tower. Soon a kitten-faced Karasu dangled a helpless Kurama outside the window, and yes, he stripped him . . . the painful way . . . as Kurama tried to break loose.
Hiei's eyes twinkled in pain as HIS fox was helplessly hanging by some dead guy who happens to be sickly gay. Hiei could almost taste the hurt emotions and confused actions Kurama had, and Hiei had to stop it.
"This looks like a job for--" Hiei yelled throwing his arm in the air, but wincing in pain and pulling his arm back down. "This . . . looks . . . like . . . a . . . job . . . for . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hiei finished and ran off. " . . . And some pain killers . . . owwie . . ."
Kurama stared out the window, watching his last chance run away, crying like a baby. It was R and R time, as Karasu called it. He was lightly pouring two glasses of red wine in thin wineglasses. He handed one to Kurama. "To love," Karasu said, holding his glass up.
Kurama felt a lump form in his throat, took a deep breath and looked at the crybaby Hiei, and held up his glass shakily and said, "T-to love." The glasses clanked together.
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KOTBF: Gasp!! Kurama's a TRAITOR!!!! Tune in next time soon^ . ^
Kurama: Damn . . . fanfics . . . and their damn writers . . .
KOTBF: I love you too Kurama, ja ne!!
KOTBF: Okay, into humor and have a holiday spirit nowadays? READ THIS!!!! R&R PLEASE!!! NO FLAMERS!!!!!!!
***~~~***~~~***~~~***
Kurama was handed some lights and he barely held balance on the unsteady ladder. When he had hold of the lights, and the wall, and began to string them on the gutter.
"You okay up there Suuichi?" Shiori called from below.
"Sure," he mumbled sarcastically. "I'm fine mother," he called louder.
"Good, because you need to help me decorate the rest of the home, including the tree!"
Kurama jumped down from the ladder and stared into the seemingly endless house. "Hello?" he called as an echo came out of the shadows.
" . . . hello . . . hello . . . hello . . . hello . . ." the house walls called back. Kurama nodded in disappointment and returned up the ladder.
The ladder fought back to Kurama's weight, and soon as we all knew it, Kurama was falling, as he looked down at the icy driveway. Kurama covered his eyes, know this one would hurt in the morning.
But a strange dark figure picked him out of the air and dragged him through the sky. But this time is was not Hiei.
"AH!!!!!!! LEGGO OF ME YOU ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kurama screamed.
"Naw, master will be much pleased with master's boyfriend returned."
"Boy . . . friend . . .?" Kurama looked at the demon with surprise.
They soon arrived at a gloomy castle high above the Spirit World. The demon dragged Kurama in by his foot, and Kurama was obviously given in.
"My lord, your man has been returned." The demon held up Kurama by his leg, and Kurama was ready to bite him with everything he had, but gasped when he saw the 'master' lurk out of the shadows and hug the crap out of Kurama.
The master screamed in delight. "AH!!!! MY CHRISTMAS WISHES CAME TRUE!!!! YOU'VE RETURNED KURAMA!!!!!"
" . . . can't . . . breathe . . ." Kurama choked out.
The figure gently set Kurama down. "Oh, sorry."
Kurama couldn't help but stare at the 'master's' glassy purple eyes as they shimmered in delight. "Karasu. . . send me home now." Kurama firmly ordered.
Karasu grinned. Then started cracking up. "Ah, my love, the day has just begun!!!" Karasu grabbed Kurama by the waist and held him close, then threw him onto a bed in another room. Karasu cackled in delight as he slowly unbuttoned his shirt, seducing Kurama.
'OMG! It's the NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!!!' Kurama screamed in his thoughts.
***
"Hello, is Suuichi there Mrs. Minamino?" Kuwabara asked Shiori as he waltzed into the home.
"No, in fact I have no clue where he is, he WAS hanging lights. . ."
Little did Shiori and Kuwabaka know that deep within the cold grasps of Karasu, Kurama screams in agony.
***
"HEY!! Give him back to us!! YOU HEAR ME!!!" Yusuke yelled at a guard in front of Karasu's lair. Another scream was heard up in the highest tower.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! THAT'S MY DICK, YOU DICK!!!!!!!"
Yusuke stared up confused at the tower, and decided to go airborne. Hiei had accompanied Yusuke and jumped shortly after him. The guard yawned and flipped a switch on the wall. An electric barrier stopped the two from going any higher, and they hit what seemed a brick wall and an electric fence a the same time, hundreds of volts streaming through their bodies, leaving Yusuke unconscious, and Hiei severely wounded.
"Damn you . . . whoever you are . . . give him BACK!!!!" Hiei yelled up towards the tower. Soon a kitten-faced Karasu dangled a helpless Kurama outside the window, and yes, he stripped him . . . the painful way . . . as Kurama tried to break loose.
Hiei's eyes twinkled in pain as HIS fox was helplessly hanging by some dead guy who happens to be sickly gay. Hiei could almost taste the hurt emotions and confused actions Kurama had, and Hiei had to stop it.
"This looks like a job for--" Hiei yelled throwing his arm in the air, but wincing in pain and pulling his arm back down. "This . . . looks . . . like . . . a . . . job . . . for . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hiei finished and ran off. " . . . And some pain killers . . . owwie . . ."
Kurama stared out the window, watching his last chance run away, crying like a baby. It was R and R time, as Karasu called it. He was lightly pouring two glasses of red wine in thin wineglasses. He handed one to Kurama. "To love," Karasu said, holding his glass up.
Kurama felt a lump form in his throat, took a deep breath and looked at the crybaby Hiei, and held up his glass shakily and said, "T-to love." The glasses clanked together.
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KOTBF: Gasp!! Kurama's a TRAITOR!!!! Tune in next time soon^ . ^
Kurama: Damn . . . fanfics . . . and their damn writers . . .
KOTBF: I love you too Kurama, ja ne!!