Akatsuki Loves Sakura Haruno!

I do not own Naruto if i did Gaara and me would be married lol! :p

Warning warning: The akatsuki are so OCC

Sakura's Pov

I was running through the woods back to my home village because I finish my anbu mission. But, on my way a kunai fly aiming for me, but I quickly dodged the kunai. It only teared a piece of my long pink hair. Of course I was angry because I loved my pink hair alot and worked hard to make it look this good. "Hey, you bastard you pay for this!" I shouted. "Also, stop hiding and show yourself!" As soon as I said these words Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke's older brother, came out of the shadows. I heard alot about this guy and I immedalty got ready for a fight. "Listen Uchiha I don't want to fight because my mission doesn't involve you or the Akatsuki. So, please leave peacefully." I said. "I'm sorry Haruno, but we Akatsuki need you for medic reasons." Said Itachi the weasel (A/N XD) "And who the hell said that I'm going on my will?" I shouted. "We know you weren't going willing so I have to fight you." "Pssh... Whatever." We started fighting I did a genjustu on him which he quickly came out. Then, he used his sharigan genjustu which I easily came out of. "Impossible! ,only Uchiha members can get out of this genjustu!" Shouted Itachi suprisinly. "Uchiha, I trained very hard with sasuke and he taught me tricks of getting out of your genjustu, just in case I ever get in a fight with you!" I shouted. We fought more 'till Itachi used Susanso on me, I got hit so hard in my head that I blacked out.

10 hours later...

I woke up and look around at my surrounding, I immedatley got in my fighting stance. l threw a kunai knife and shurikens at a black shawdow. I missed.

WHAT'S THE FRICKING POINT OF THROWING A KUNAI OR SHURIKEN IF IT NEVER HITS OUR ENEMY! shouted my inner. I rolled my eyes and ingored her. The black shadow was Itachi, I glared at him. "Hn. Stop glaring at me or I'll knock you out again." He smirked. I mumbled a lot of bad words. "Hey Itachi It seems we got another Hidan!" Shouted a shark guy. I glared at him and shouted "STUPID TALKING SHARK!" at his face. The shark guy got comically mad. "HEY PINKY NAME'S KISAME!" shouted Kisame. "WELL, SHARKY NAME'S IS SAKURA HARUNO! DON'T CALL ME PINKY IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE!" I shouted back. We both started laughing, even the great Uchiha laughed at our childish tactics. I stick my tongue out at him and winked. He smirked back as a response.

Itachi's Pov

I smirked at Sakura for her childish behavior. I think I'm going to like her she's makes this gloomy hideout more brighter. After our little chat, Pein came out. "Hello Ms. Haruno, welcome to the Akatsuki. It seems Itachi has defeated you." Said Pein. "Well, I could've defeated him if the cheater didn't use his Sussano." repiled Sakura. "Hn, whatever." I smirked at her. "Stop smirking before I wipe it off your face."

"How?" I said as my smirk got more wider. Someone cleared their throat, we turned around to see a amused Pein and Kisame. "Oh, Itachi has a little crush on pinky!" Said Kisame. "I think I like this girl! Welcome to the Akatsuki!" Shouted Pein. "Well, I think I be happier here than in Konoha because ever since that Karin chick came everybody replaced me for her. " Sakura said sadly. Kisame gave her a hug. Sakura smiled again. "Your people in Konoha are idiots for trading a talented beautiful medic and fighter like you for a loser,untalented,ugly, and D-ranked ninja. Your like a S-rank ninja!" Said Kisame. I for once agreed with Kisame. I gave Sakura a hug and said : It's alright now.
I gave her my real smile. "Okay Ms. Haruno you have your first mission with Itachi next week you have to assinate someone. Also your sharing rooms with Itachi." I showed Sakura our room,"Here's your bed." I said. "This room is so gloomy that it makes me more depress!" Said Sakura with a cute pout. What the hell did I just said cute! What's going on with me I thought.

"Oi Itachi, you are making wierd faces!" Shouted Sakura while laughing hard. I gave her a playful glare. Then her stomach started growling. She blushed she's beautiful when she blushes. Again with the complients what's wrong with me! "Sakura I can take you to the kitchen for food." I told her. "Yummy food led the way!" Said Sakura in her playful voice. Sakura and me walked to the kitchen when I heard a "Pfff" Behind me. I turned around and saw...

Sakura's Pov

I was following Itachi when I felt heavy weight on me. "Pff!" I let out. I looked and saw a man with a orange mask on top of me. "Tobi likes you." Tobi said in a playful tone. Kawaii he's puppy cute! "Sakura likes you too!" I said then I gave him a hug. "Kawaii! You are so puppy cute!" I shouted. I turned around feeling like someone is watching us and I saw Itachi glaring at Tobi. Tobi got scared and jumped up and ranned away. Screaming: Tobi's a good boy! Diedara-senpai the pretty girl likes me! He ran into his room. I turned to Itachi and I started giggling and said: Isn't he cute?

"Yeah when he's died." He mumbled. "Seems like Uchiha is jealous." Said a voice behind me. I turned around and saw a blond guy,red head and tobi. As soon as I saw Tobi I glomped him. "KAWAII!" I screamed. "Tobi wants a kiss." I started blushing. Then I felt someone dragging me away from Tobi I looked up and saw a angry Itachi. I waved good-bye to tobi. We reach the kitchen. "Itachi, I want ramen."

"Hn."

I started getting annoyed because I shouted: What's with you Uchiha's and your fucking HN's? I shouted.

Then a slivered hair man came and said: Bitch I'm the only one who can cuss in this house!

I got mad and said: Well I can fucking cuss in this house if I want Old-fart!

"I like you pinky! What's your name bitch." Said the old-fart.

"My name is Sakura Haruno, not pinky or bitch old-fart!"

" My name is Hidan. I like you. How about me and you get together in my room and I show you some "Fun"? " He winked and I got scared. And hid behind Itachi. Itachi gave Hidan the scariest glare ever and Hidan ran away screaming: JASHIN HELP ME! FUCKING ITACHI IS TRYING TO KILL ME! I started to giggle and Itachi smirked in amusement. After I ate my ramen I went to my room and Itachi was following me. "Itachi, why are you following me?" He locked the door and said nothing. I got nervous. Itachi went to his bed and slept. I sweatdropped. And unlock the door and left to the living room. Everyone looked at me. I got shy and was about to leave when the blond appeared in front of me scaring the shit out of me. So I jumped back. And fell on my butt. I got pissed. "You Teme-baka! You scared me to death!" He smirked in amusement and grabbed my arm and made me sit in the couch with everyone. "What's your name cutie?" He asked. I blushed. "My name is Sakura Haruno. And what's your name?" I asked. "My name is Deidara. And I think art is a BLAST!" When he said blast he made a handsign KATSU and tobi went flying in the air. I ran to Tobi worried about him. "Tobi are you okay?" I asked. Then I heard a deep voice saying: Tobi need a mouth to mouth CPR.

"No, he's alright."

"Now where were we? Alright my name is Sasori and I think Art is enternal beatuy like you." He said while grabbing my chin and gazing into my eyes. I felt like I was going to melt. He let go of me. And winked. I blushed ten times more. After the introductions I found out what everyone's name is. Deidara made me smile and Sasori kept winking at me. Tobi kept begging for a kiss. Then, I got a sudden urge for cookies, so I ran to the kitchen and was about to eat a cookie. When I notice Sasori,Deidara,and tobi in the kitchen. "What?" They said nothing. "Tobi wants a cookie." I nodded no. "TOBI WANTS THE FUCKING COOKIE NOW!" He said in a deep voice. I got scared shitless and gave him the cookie and ran away to my room.

There will be more chapters I hope you like this chapter and I thinking of putting sakura in a relationship,but i don't know with who though!

Review Ja'ne! :D