"Ron, we have to tell her!"
"No, we don't!"
"Yes we do! She's going to Hogwarts in a few months!"
"Hermione, we can't!"
"Ron-"
"No! She's only 11!"
"Exactly! My parents told me when I was 9!"
"9? That's a bit early?"
"Well, at least I knew! Do you want her to find out the easy way or the hard way?"
"I don't want to ruin the way she sees the world!"
"It won't Ron, I mean it."
"But she'll imagine us doing it, Hermione! It won't be the same!"
"She has to know Ron! She'll hear about it at school! I'm exceptionally surprised James hasn't told her."
"I don't want to tell her."
"We have too! How do you want her to find out then?"
"Like any normal kid; seeing their parents doing it!"
"Seriously? No. We should just explain to her why we do it, and she'll understand."
"No she won't! I didn't! I do now obviously, but I didn't then!"
"Ron please."
"No."
"Well, I am going to tell her whether you like it or not!"
"Hermione!"
"For Gods sake Ron! She needs to know that there is no Santa Claus!"